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13 May 2007, 9:13 pm

A dozen eggs.

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13 May 2007, 9:18 pm

some people can smell ants.

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13 May 2007, 9:21 pm

dishwasher detergent in the pickle jar

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13 May 2007, 9:22 pm

truthfully,hives or "hives"?

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13 May 2007, 11:10 pm

It's -37, OK?!? -37!! ! Sheesh! Some people!

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14 May 2007, 2:42 am

DeaconBlues, you liar! You know it's 42. Why are you trying to mislead people?

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14 May 2007, 3:17 am

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

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lelia
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14 May 2007, 8:31 am

OOK!

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14 May 2007, 10:09 am

Q: What's the difference between a duck?
A: It's not the same thickess in the middle!

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14 May 2007, 10:16 am

Nobody gets out of here alive ! !!

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14 May 2007, 10:28 am

yeah well you know what to do with that dont you ?

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14 May 2007, 12:55 pm

Because it's there.

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14 May 2007, 4:22 pm

Look, a chicken.

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14 May 2007, 6:34 pm

your powers are dwindling with age Miss Sarandon

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14 May 2007, 7:28 pm

Hello, you're on the air!

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14 May 2007, 7:39 pm

rampantly,on stilts,then turned to face

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