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01 Mar 2009, 1:42 pm

I found this last night, it's extreme but very funny. (Well, to those posessing a sense of humor at least.) http://www.holytaco.com/autistic-erotica-love-numbers

I just had to share it.
Kind of makes me want to write my own version.



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01 Mar 2009, 2:00 pm

:lol: :D :lol:


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01 Mar 2009, 2:06 pm

LOL! :lol:


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01 Mar 2009, 2:07 pm

:lol:

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01 Mar 2009, 2:10 pm

It didn't offend me.


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01 Mar 2009, 2:18 pm

No, I thought it was funny.


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01 Mar 2009, 2:33 pm

Sounds all too familiar. So accurate, yet hillarious. Excellent find.



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01 Mar 2009, 5:58 pm

God, that's funny! :lol:


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02 Mar 2009, 2:27 am

I bookmarked it so I can make my wife read it tomorrow... :)


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02 Mar 2009, 2:48 pm

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing!! :lol:


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02 Mar 2009, 5:03 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: very funny and very true.

that is why i believe i am destined for a life of virtual sex and internet erotica and object fetish.
screens.....for the sensory challenged.......


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02 Mar 2009, 5:10 pm

:lol: 8)


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02 Mar 2009, 8:25 pm

I couldn't believe that people were offended. They posted at the bottom of the excerpt.


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02 Mar 2009, 9:55 pm

Eh, there's the NSFW one called "Fibonacci's Window" and so much more funny.


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02 Mar 2009, 10:35 pm

They left out the part where the guy stops and offers to spray some WD-40 on the bedframe so it doesn't squeak so much.


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02 Mar 2009, 10:37 pm

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Eh, there's the NSFW one called "Fibonacci's Window" and so much more funny.

I looked it up. Maybe it's funnier if you're a guy, it just kind of lacks the full out absurdity of this one.
Almost too real, in a way. Or too rain man.