We the autists will rise

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We the autists will rise. Vote for me for president, and i will make all of your wildest wishes come true.

what are you going to run in 2020

I think I'll pass.

No, 2030, if humans haven't blown themselves up by then.


You are from the UK. Not an American. Let America be ran by the Americans, war of Independence was 300 years ago.

But Americans feel free to decide who the leaders of other countries are. Isn't turn-about fair play? Sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander, and all that.

Also, autistic people constitute around 1-2% of the population. Even if they all support you — unlikely, given the diversity of opinion represented on just this site — that's not a viable voting block.

True. However, about the other thing you said, Americans are no more free to elect their leader than a sheep is free to elect it's shepherd dog. Americas are all brainwashed by the media and have no critical thinking skills. Corporations choose who gets elected, not Americans.

Long live the autistic king!

Never trust anyone who promises to make your wildest wishes come true.

Make me your emperor and I will set realistic goals and abolish bipartisan politics (by making a one party system). I'll end corruption by making myself so rich that no one can possibly afford to bribe me. I'll reduce crime by legalising stuff (can't call it a crime if it's legal). I'll reduce the prison population by saying imprisonment is a cruel and unusual punishment and that corporal punishment and/or execution is far more humane than rotting in prison. I'll reduce poverty by bringing back the workhouses. I'll reduce crime by giving the poor something to do (in the workhouses). I'll reduce government waste (by abolishing bipartisan politics, no more canceled civic projects after the election, no more elections). I'll increase funding for the space program, to expand my empire to other worlds.