Kiprobalhato wrote:
eye contact a capital offense.
Other offenses could include:
1. Engaging in gossip!

Utterly shameful. Penalty: 20 years hard labour.
2. Dishonesty, backstabbing and betrayal. Penalty: solitary confinement for 10 years.
3. Using language in a non-literal manner (ex. euphemisms, hints). Penalty: being forced to clean toilets on a minimum wage for five years.
4. Having the audacity to accuse people like us of 'lacking empathy', when they should know by now that we simply express it differently from the majority. Penalty: death by firing squad.
5. Engaging in patronising behaviour. Utterly evil, unforgivable!

Penalty: being dropped via helicopter into territory controlled by I.S.I.S.
6. Claiming that "we are
all on the spectrum to some degree", and that they have the condition as well because they "sometimes take people literally". Penalty: Oh damn, I can't even think of anything harsh enough for this one.