Lying about your height

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22 Jul 2023, 1:29 am

TwilightPrincess wrote:

No, most Americans don't do this. I doubt that most Europeans do, either. It's a silly thing to lie about.

James is confused. I hear American guys tend to exaggerate their penis size by one or two inches. I don't know if I ever heard of guys exaggerating their height before.

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22 Jul 2023, 2:56 am

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TwilightPrincess wrote:

No, most Americans don't do this. I doubt that most Europeans do, either. It's a silly thing to lie about.

James is confused. I hear American guys tend to exaggerate their penis size by one or two inches. I don't know if I ever heard of guys exaggerating their height before.

That should be illegal

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22 Jul 2023, 5:18 am

A 6 foot 4 penis?

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22 Jul 2023, 6:19 am

Just round it up to 6ft 6

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22 Jul 2023, 10:56 am

Do you have to carry it about in a wheelbarrow

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22 Jul 2023, 11:04 am

just drag it behind don't ya?

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22 Jul 2023, 12:24 pm

Lol

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22 Jul 2023, 12:32 pm

Its not MOST people who lie about their height. Its not even SHORT people who lie about their height - its people who are insecure about their height who lie about it. It doesn't matter where they come from.

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22 Jul 2023, 12:37 pm

I lie about my width.

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22 Jul 2023, 12:51 pm

nick007 wrote:

TwilightPrincess wrote:

No, most Americans don't do this. I doubt that most Europeans do, either. It's a silly thing to lie about.

James is confused. I hear American guys tend to exaggerate their penis size by one or two inches. I don't know if I ever heard of guys exaggerating their height before.

Wait, you're supposed to exaggerate? I've always been taking a few inches off for modesty. :oops:

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22 Jul 2023, 1:22 pm

I am 5ft7 3/4 the PERFECT male height :lol: