funeralxempire
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02 Jun 2024, 1:42 pm
Aspinator wrote:
When I was younger I had testicular cancer and they removed one of my testicles so I guess that would be considered partial castration 
1 ball, 1 strike
02 Jun 2024, 2:04 pm
babybird wrote:
I'd rather have my balls me
How else am I gonna spray my seed all over dirty pictures of myself
Oh and if I had to trade then I don't think any amount of years could replace my boys
How else am I gonna spray my seed all over dirty pictures of myself
Oh and if I had to trade then I don't think any amount of years could replace my boys
I am imagining a male babybird "spray(ing) his seed all over" now.
Thank you for that imagery.
02 Jun 2024, 6:01 pm
DuckHairback wrote:
Aspinator wrote:
When I was younger I had testicular cancer and they removed one of my testicles so I guess that would be considered partial castration
Sorry for your loss, but maybe you'll get half the extra years? In which case, congratulations?
This is a odd one ,, but I wish you a long life ?
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29 Jun 2024, 1:51 pm
BillyTree wrote:
lostonearth35 wrote:
I guess this means trans women will outlive cis men. 
And then cis men will hate them even more than cis women, if they don't already.
And then cis men will hate them even more than cis women, if they don't already.
I thought the ones that really hated trans women were old TERF:s like JK Rowling? And now maybe cis women will start hating trans men as well for being men and still have the same life expectancy as women?
Idk you never really hear right wingers complaining about trans men, like where is the push to keep trans boys out of boys sports? No you just hear of them trying to keep trans girls out of girl sports. I do realize the sports thing is a bit complicated as some trans women may have an advantage over cis women but not sure it matters as much for like kids sports.
But either way it already seems like the people who hate trans people for some reason hate trans women more than trans men.
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08 Aug 2024, 9:24 am
__Elijahahahaho wrote:
Dubious claim. Anything like this reeks of the misandry of the "feminism" movement.
You'd have to look at why they live longer. Maybe it's because they became human blobs and never took any
risks, lived in apartments alone watching TV. No thanks.
Males are more aggressive because of their balls, this makes them more likely to do dumb s**t, also more
likely to be sent into a war for some old idiot, another factor in the average lifespan.
But there are upsides to this energy such as adventure, exploration, entrepreneurship...
You'd have to look at why they live longer. Maybe it's because they became human blobs and never took any
risks, lived in apartments alone watching TV. No thanks.
Males are more aggressive because of their balls, this makes them more likely to do dumb s**t, also more
likely to be sent into a war for some old idiot, another factor in the average lifespan.
But there are upsides to this energy such as adventure, exploration, entrepreneurship...
Yes because there are no women adventures explorers or entrepreneurs.... /s
08 Aug 2024, 11:08 am
Barchan wrote:
__Elijahahahaho wrote:
Dubious claim. Anything like this reeks of the misandry of the "feminism" movement.
You'd have to look at why they live longer. Maybe it's because they became human blobs and never took any
risks, lived in apartments alone watching TV. No thanks.
Males are more aggressive because of their balls, this makes them more likely to do dumb s**t, also more
likely to be sent into a war for some old idiot, another factor in the average lifespan.
But there are upsides to this energy such as adventure, exploration, entrepreneurship...
You'd have to look at why they live longer. Maybe it's because they became human blobs and never took any
risks, lived in apartments alone watching TV. No thanks.
Males are more aggressive because of their balls, this makes them more likely to do dumb s**t, also more
likely to be sent into a war for some old idiot, another factor in the average lifespan.
But there are upsides to this energy such as adventure, exploration, entrepreneurship...
Yes because there are no women adventures explorers or entrepreneurs.... /s
Priceless response : one could only hope is was written with an eye towards sarcasm ?
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08 Aug 2024, 11:17 am
Jakki wrote:
Barchan wrote:
__Elijahahahaho wrote:
Dubious claim. Anything like this reeks of the misandry of the "feminism" movement.
You'd have to look at why they live longer. Maybe it's because they became human blobs and never took any
risks, lived in apartments alone watching TV. No thanks.
Males are more aggressive because of their balls, this makes them more likely to do dumb s**t, also more
likely to be sent into a war for some old idiot, another factor in the average lifespan.
But there are upsides to this energy such as adventure, exploration, entrepreneurship...
You'd have to look at why they live longer. Maybe it's because they became human blobs and never took any
risks, lived in apartments alone watching TV. No thanks.
Males are more aggressive because of their balls, this makes them more likely to do dumb s**t, also more
likely to be sent into a war for some old idiot, another factor in the average lifespan.
But there are upsides to this energy such as adventure, exploration, entrepreneurship...
Yes because there are no women adventures explorers or entrepreneurs.... /s
Priceless response : one could only hope is was written with an eye towards sarcasm ?
/s is a tone indicator and the s is for sarcasm
08 Aug 2024, 12:07 pm
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08 Aug 2024, 2:40 pm
old_comedywriter wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
Living a longer than expected life runs contrary to my goals, so I'll be holding on to them.
Just don't do that in public.....
You can get away with if you're dressed like a baseball player, or Michael Jackson.
