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I wonder if it's all in my head sometimes you know.... seriously

Imagine

Anyway just been for a sauna and bubble bath jacuzzi to get a bit of heat through my system
I'm trying to make it a regular thing

They might as well lock me up and throw away the key now

Oh well at least I cheered myself up

So my MRI has been marked as urgent but has not yet been reported by the radiologist

What the heck does that even flipping well mean

Oh my cod

I shouldn't laugh I know but I don't know what else to do at this juncture

Oh it's ok I think I understand what it means now

It means I'm no further on than I was before

I've got dreadful flatulence today

I'm blaming it on that tin of full sugar Tango orange I had last night....I never learn

A tinful?

Yeah and my bumhole is none too pleased

At least my intestine seems to be on my side today

I like that doctors like to "rule out" rather than "rule in"

I hate to boast but I was well impressed with the colour and consistency of my poo this morning

Very encouraging indeed

I'm supposed to get my results in Christmas eve

Surprise!

I'm cancelling the appointment until after Christmas
I'm guessing if it's anything that can't wait they'll get in touch before then anyway

I was thinking of asking the doctor for a bit of luxury for over the Yuletide

They know I always refuse drugs from them and they're forever trying to push them on me so I can't see them refusing me a little bit of something to help me unwind for the festive period

I hope you will

I used my stick today for the purposes of walking

I was like s**t off a shovel

And boom, no pain

Oh wow that is brilliant!



I don't know this idiom. I am imagining something fast. "She flew through the air like s**t off a shovel!"

I wonder if you like Frieda Kahlo's spine paintings. She was one of my heroes. I can understand why they would hit too close to home though

This seems not to be considered one of the spine paintings... because it is about resilience instead of pain. But deep down in my heart I think it is a spine painting.