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MasterJedi
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14 Jan 2011, 8:58 pm

I have the Wii Fit all set up and right in front of me but for some reason I'm afraid to use it with my wife sitting right here.

Is it shame, embarrassment, fear? All of the above?

I have a feeling this might be key to me losing weight. I just can't get myself up on that step stool.


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14 Jan 2011, 9:16 pm

so I mustered up the gumption to do it and what do I discover about the only exercise that I could do that wouldn;t make me look like a complete freak is the stepping one and I'm too effing uncoordinated for it!

Because, y'know eating right just isn't enough. You have to make yourself look like an a**hole to get skinny!


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14 Jan 2011, 9:53 pm

Resistance bands, yo.


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14 Jan 2011, 10:04 pm

yo?

please stop replying to me threads and posts


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14 Jan 2011, 10:20 pm

So... are your posts merely to complain, then?

This is a discussion forum, not a blog.


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14 Jan 2011, 10:56 pm

until you have something useful to contribute besides mindless ramblings and popular colloquialisms, by all means...

Until then, kindly piss off.


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14 Jan 2011, 11:43 pm

Funny, I figured an alternative to the WiiFit, since you seem to have a problem with that, counted as something useful.

Whoops, there I go, applying logic to things again.


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