need help with gaining 26 pounds and this is my plan. help?

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17 Apr 2011, 10:16 am

ok well i been talking to someone about how to gain the pounds i need to gain since i am 26 pounds underweight and weaker than your grandma

well i got eating fixed but now i need help with the exercise well since i am so weak the most i can do is just walk but i am too lazy to walk on my own with out some motivation

the plan for my motivation is finding a person to play video games with... and here is how that is going to work... first off you can't play video games with me unless if i told you i did my walking for the day... also we will need to kinda be friends sorta... since i will lose interest in getting help from someone i don't know anything about.. so we can't be total strangers... also you will have to talk to me in emails cuz i don't want to talk in forums.... but they have to be emails on this website cuz i never and i mean never use my gmail account for anything but making accounts on websites... so don't even bother with my gmail cuz i am not going to check it... oh also i will only need help from like 1-3 people so it will be like first come first serve... the first 3 people is all i need... although i might decide i don't want help from 1 of the first 3 so... just try not make me mad and i will let you help me...

list of some games i would like play are

mario kart ds: ds
super smash bros. brawl: wii
pokemon black or white: ds
left 4 dead 2: pc
portal 2: pc: but i have to buy it first when it comes out on the 19th
LittleBigPlanet 2: ps3

i have tons of other games so just ask about another game that would work for you... and by tons i mean like 100+ maybe even 200+

oh and another thing i am looking for a female gamer to help not a male... if i wanted a male gamer i would just ask one of my 30+ friends on steam/other places on the internet or even one of my real life gamer friends so ya no unless your female i don't want your help... i am also trying to make friends with girls too since all my friends are guys like me... but you don't need to be my friend if you decide to help me i am just saying i am tired of all my friends and gamer friends being guys... i mean like i am 18 i need to start talking to some girls already... well i talk to girls but i am not friends with any of them... ok so any female gamers near my age or older... i want your help with motivating me to walk every day... also i am not fat cuz of stupid high metabolism... i need to eat so much more food than normal cuz of it... and this is the part of the topic subject where i start to ramble on... i talk too much... always going off topic... saying stuff that does not need to be said... anyways help plz... female gamers... help motivate me to walk everyday... plz and thank you... and sorry for making this topic message thing go on longer than it had to be... also i am canadian... my favorite internet videos are on newgrounds and the escapist... "extra credit" is awesome... and on newgrounds nin10doh is awesome too... oh also rawest forest... off topic... i hate myself sometimes... i fail at life... anyways help plz with the motivation from female gamers... must... force... myself... to... stop... typing... failing... epicly...

incase you wanting to know i got more than just aspergers

Obsessive–compulsive disorder: i am a checker, hoarder, and doubter...not counter or washer

dyslexia: yes i can read now... took me like 7 years of private tutoring to learn though

emotional behavior disorder: i don't get mad too much anymore

maybe some other stuff too but i am not sure so i won't put it on this list


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17 Apr 2011, 10:24 am

Just eat plenty of sugary/fatty foods (including plenty of potatoes and other carbohydrates) and don't do much. That should get you up to weight in no time.



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17 Apr 2011, 10:25 am

Please this link.



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17 Apr 2011, 3:36 pm

i have no idea what i just read when i clicked that link... but whatever i am just going to wait for some emails and ignore this forum cuz only 2 replys and no one is helping... and to the other person... i eat tons of food already and sit around doing nothing... i am probably losing carbs or whatever from just typing this.... i need to eat even more food and the walking is so i can get hungry again faster... and also to help more regular bowel movements... cuz i am tired of plunging the toilet every time... i am getting bored of waiting... ok well i will accept guy gamers... but you better not be rude like all the other guy gamers


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17 Apr 2011, 4:00 pm

are you saying i don't understand double entendres... i watch the late late show with craig ferguson... i understand double meanings... but i don't know why you thought i did not.... was it something i said... i will re read my own thing and see if i can figure out why you think i don't understand double entendres... i mean like i always recognize double entendres when i hear one


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17 Apr 2011, 4:13 pm

i don't want muscles.. i don't want to be strong... i mean like i just want to be... well i don't know i just want to be able to walk from point a to point b and back again without my sides hurting from the walk


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17 Apr 2011, 4:17 pm

please this link... lol pleasure Link... see i understand double entendres


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17 Apr 2011, 8:30 pm

i hate myself... depressed... right... now...


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17 Apr 2011, 8:32 pm

XxXFOODXxX wrote:
i hate myself... depressed... right... now...


i fail at life...


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22 Apr 2011, 9:14 pm

my emotions when i made this whole topic was... :cry: and :pale: and :wall: and :shaking: and :help: and those still are my emotions concerning this topic


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23 Apr 2011, 6:09 am

Just eating food isn't going to make you stronger--you only do that by using your muscles.



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23 Apr 2011, 1:33 pm

BTDT wrote:
Just eating food isn't going to make you stronger--you only do that by using your muscles.

That is what I told him. Eating alone would have worked had he been in his teens. But now if you eat alone you will end up storing fat, you will have to work out to get your body release testosterone and thereby make muscle.



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24 Apr 2011, 6:42 pm

BTDT wrote:
Just eating food isn't going to make you stronger--you only do that by using your muscles.


when did i say i wanted to be strong... i just want to gain 26 pounds... i don't care if it is muscle or fat... all i want is 26 pounds... and to have a reason to leave my house and walk... you don't need muscle to walk some everyday.... but whatever i give up on that old plan.... i just want to eat now


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26 Apr 2011, 10:34 pm

I have some advice to give you as I was in this situation before

Im 6'2" and i weighed only 150 when i first reached this height at the start of my junior year of high school.

I hit 160 at the end of junior year and stayed that weight until maybe 6 months ago or so

So yeah i wasnt underweight but i was skinny

I lifted weights and didnt gain

But then i realized that i wouldnt gain until i increased my calorie count

A few months ago i hit 165

I am a little closer to 170 at times

Increasing your calorie count will gain you weight, period

Especially if your exercise patterns remain the same



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28 Apr 2011, 12:46 pm

If you're weak hit a gym, and eat more. Lift weights, if you gain 26 pounds using your "plan". You'll weigh more, but the weight gain would be just fat. You'll still be weak, just heavier.



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10 May 2011, 8:32 pm

motivation to walk? you want to be strong, you only get strong by using your muscles. That is the motivation, if your truly want that goal. If you want something, you have to work for it.

Also, just keep eating over 3000 calories a day, more if you can stomache it. At your activity level, unless you have an obscenely fast metabolism, that intake of food should pump up your weight.