Fnord's List of Stereotypical Gender Roles for Men
The Stereotypical Male...
... can only cook over an open fire.
... drinks beer like it was water.
... skis or snowboards, but never both.
... has a huge collection of guns, knives, or both.
... is hypnotized by power tools.
... is fixated on women's breasts.
... plays chess or poker, but never both.
... likes to blow things up or shoot them.
... has at least one tattoo.
... lifts weights, jogs, or both.
... is obsessed with working on anything mechanical.
... will ignore his wife's labor pains to watch his favorite team win.
... can start a fire with two sticks, a ball of twine, and some kindling.
... can throw a punch that will knock you into next week.
... owns a a dartboard, a pool cue, and a skateboard.
... could pilot a boat before he could drive a car.
... learned to drive a car by driving a tractor.
... has both a fishing and hunting license.
... cannot resist a challenge to a road race.
... owns a bowling-ball and a pair of bowling shoes.
... can whittle an animal figure from a random block of wood.
... likes smoking cigars and drinking whisky at the same time.
... likes dogs, but not cats.
... can make anything with the right tools and materials.
... never needs to read the instructions.
... takes to outdoor camping as his second nature.
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