Funniest songs ever

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Also the deepest song I've ever heard.

I Lost on Jeopardy! by Weird Al makes me laugh a great deal.

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Don't look, Ethel!! !

In light of the recent election, "Because I Was High" by Afroman qualifies on this list, too.

Can't believe no-one has added "White and Nerdy" by Weird Al Yankovic, so i shall duly oblige

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An example of Trey Parker and Matt Stone's hilarious songs, and why South Park is better than Family Guy.

most of the stuff by voltaire I think the best are God Thinks, The Mechanical Girl, and Straight Razor Cabribet

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The songs I listened to made by Weird Al back in the 80's and 90's. Eat It, Like A Surgeon, Livin' In the Fridge, Amish Paradise -- is it weird that I remember the words to most of his song parodies better than the actual songs themselves?

"A local boy kicked me in the butt last week,
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
Because I'll be laughin' my head off, when he's burnin' in hell.

I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it,
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of!
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat,
And my homies all agree I really look good in black--FOOL!":dj:

I also like most of the Ray Steven's songs, like "Guitarzan", "The Barber Song" and "Along Came Joan" (I find his attempt at impersonating a stereotypical damsel in distress hilarious -- Help meh help meh, he's tyin' me to the railroad trayacks! )

Warning: offensive lyrics

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Psychostick - Doom to the World intro and Holiday Hate. so funny lol

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Yo ding dong man ding dong, ding dong yo.
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Weird Al's "Amish Paradise" has always been a favorite of mine. When I was 12 years old, a friend and myself saw Weird Al in concert in Erie, Pennsylvania and watched him perform the song dressed up in stereotypical Amish garb.

Don't get me wrong, I have a lot of respect for the actual Amish community being that I'm from NW Pennsylvania and there are many Amish around there.

AxCx (the grindcore band with the controversial name) have some pretty hilarious lyrics the first couple reads, though a lot of it may be too offensive for this board. Here are a couple tamer ones:

“Being Ignorant Is Awesome” lyrics:

I like to laugh at ret*ds
I like to laugh at cripples
I like to make fun of gays
I like to beat women

I like assuming black people stole something
I like assuming Jews jerk off to photos of banks
I like assuming Chinese people can’t drive
I like assuming women are dumb c***s

[Chorus:]
I like being ignorant [x4]

[Repeat second verse]

[Chorus]

I don’t want to read the paper
I don’t want to read the news
I don’t want to know what’s going on
I just want to keep hating you


“I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant” lyrics:

I was on my way to turn in illegal aliens to the INS
And your stupid f*****g dog was barking at me
It sounded like a singer from a gay death metal band
I wanted to kick it in the f*****g face

[Chorus:]
I sold your dog to a Chinese restaurant [x4]

After I beat the f*****g s**t out of it
I wanted to throw it through your f*****g window
But I needed money to buy some more whiskey
So I sold it to a Chinese restaurant

[Chorus]

Your family ordered a pu pu platter
You didn’t know what you were eating
It was your f*****g gay faithful dog
While you were at the restaurant I lit your house on fire

Impaled Northern Moonforest, another project of Seth Putnam (R.I.P) parodies black metal clichés.

This song’s called “Grim And Frostbitten Moongoats”

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