13 Nov 2012, 8:37 pm
14 Nov 2012, 2:45 pm
Slather her with bacon grease and pork chops and throw her to the wolves. 
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20 Nov 2012, 10:31 pm
20 Nov 2012, 10:49 pm
21 Nov 2012, 4:00 am
LeeAnderson wrote:
LexingtonDeville wrote:
Blade (AKA the Wesley Snipes version, with a little fan-created characters from my own mind).
With his grizzled old mentor Whistler monitoring his location from his secret hideout, Blade and the Nightstalkers pay a visit to the Cullens house at night. Blade promptly kicks down the door, annihilating the entire Cullen family with a hail of silver-tipped bullets from his UZI pistol that reduce the family to ashes before they even have a chance to escape. Oblivious to the noise downstairs, Edward spots our leather-clad, body armour sporting hunter ascending the stairs and hastily bids a retreat with Bella by jumping out of a nearby window. Blade smirks and watches them flee.
"That's right, suckheads, keep running." He chuckles to himself, giving chase by leaping out of the window and landing in the woods. He manages to catch up to the prettyboy and his moody bride to be, dispatching Edward with several vials of the anti-coagulant formula known as EDTA, which causes Edward's head to swell up to grotesque proportions as he explodes in a shower of brains and blood. Bella's heart is then pierced by an arrow fired from the bow of Abigail Whistler, who had been perched in the trees all along.
To add insult to injury, new Hannibal King strolls up to the dying Bella and blasts her at point-blank rage in the head. "And just like that, these sparkly piece of s**t sissies are no more." He jokes, which draws a blank look of disinterest from Blade.
With his grizzled old mentor Whistler monitoring his location from his secret hideout, Blade and the Nightstalkers pay a visit to the Cullens house at night. Blade promptly kicks down the door, annihilating the entire Cullen family with a hail of silver-tipped bullets from his UZI pistol that reduce the family to ashes before they even have a chance to escape. Oblivious to the noise downstairs, Edward spots our leather-clad, body armour sporting hunter ascending the stairs and hastily bids a retreat with Bella by jumping out of a nearby window. Blade smirks and watches them flee.
"That's right, suckheads, keep running." He chuckles to himself, giving chase by leaping out of the window and landing in the woods. He manages to catch up to the prettyboy and his moody bride to be, dispatching Edward with several vials of the anti-coagulant formula known as EDTA, which causes Edward's head to swell up to grotesque proportions as he explodes in a shower of brains and blood. Bella's heart is then pierced by an arrow fired from the bow of Abigail Whistler, who had been perched in the trees all along.
To add insult to injury, new Hannibal King strolls up to the dying Bella and blasts her at point-blank rage in the head. "And just like that, these sparkly piece of s**t sissies are no more." He jokes, which draws a blank look of disinterest from Blade.
*applauds* You win the thread.
*Takes a bow* Thanks, was the only thought that came off the top of my head.
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