Funniest songs you've ever heard

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Just because Ian Dury should be on Wrong Planet (he did write Spasticus Autisticus after all;
(warning: sweary)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9Js_nrrtHo[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hT5iIAe43Y[/youtube]

ivor biggun's version of "hit me with your rhythm stick/bra size 45."

...I don't laugh very easily .
I did laugh at Allan Sherman's " You're Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me " and
Stan Freberg's version of " I've Got You Under My Skin " .

I think it was tim kavanaugh who did a funny little number called "I wanna kiss her butt [she won't let me]."

First time I heard this, I was in tears from laughing so hard...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDFAenh3iLo[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXsxokff540[/youtube]

An oldie, but a goodie.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPRvc2UMeMI[/youtube]

Anything from the absurdist gothic-gamer-geek-industrial band The Gothsicles.
That song called "Pet Names for Genitalia" by Tom Green
"Bobby Brown (Goes Down)" by Frank Zappa
"You Can't Hug Every Cat" - That YouTube video of a woman's eHarmony date video posting songified.

"Thrift Shop" by Macklemore.

paul Kramer- you can't put a cussword in a Christmas song.

"Weird Al" doing Jurassic Park.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QDHcDtMp5w[/youtube]

Love the intro,

"Yo ding dong, ding dong, ding dong yo."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5X4N2exOsU[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16RZqXXfcjg[/youtube]

I think it was butterball brown who did a very politically incorrect song called "it's drunk out tonight"-

[this song is DEFINITELY not available on youtube!]

It's drunk out tonight, it's settlin' like the dew
and i have even noticed that the walls are plastered, too
the bartender's staggerin' - he's surely had his share
so let's have another round, we can't go home-
it's too dern drunk out there.
kelly was a drinkin' man, he'd drink from night 'til morn
you could always find him at a bar, soakin' up the corn
when closin' time would come around, they'd start to throw him out
he'd get a grip upon the bar and then he'd loudly shout
oh it's drunk out tonight, it's settlin' like the dew
and i have even noticed that the walls are plastered, too
the bartender's staggerin' - he's surely had his share
so let's have another round, we can't go home-
it's too dern drunk out there!
kelly's wife came a'huntin' him, with murder in her eye
she found him at his usual spot, soakin' up the rye
she got ol' kelly by the arm, and started for the door
he got a firm grip on the bar and shouted then once more,
oh it's drunk out tonight, it's settlin' like the dew
and i have even noticed that the walls are plastered, too
the bartender's staggerin'- he's surely had his share
so let's have another round, we can't go home
it's too dern drunk out there!
kelly went out on new year's eve, to spread a little cheer
he tried to drink up everything and ended up on beer
a cop come over to his automobile for just a little talk
says "are ya figurin' on a'drivin' home?
he says "sure, i'm too drunk to walk!"
oh it's drunk out tonight, it's settlin' like the dew
and i have even noticed that the walls are plastered, too
the bartender's staggerin'- he's surely had his share
so let's have another round, we can't go home
it's too dern drunk out there!
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I don't listen to funny songs.
I don't listen to happy songs.
I don't listen to songs about love.

I listen to songs about darkness and pain.