sinsboldly wrote:
from my beloved SCA filk files:
Hark, the Herald Aelfgar screams:
Don't use blues on top of greens!
Or and argent, that's all right;
Metals and tinctures do not fight!
Use a bend, no highland plaids,
Keep it simple, please, my lads!
Azure, vert, purpure and gules
Must follow all my herald's rules!
Hark, the Herald Aelfgar screams:
Don't use blues on top of greens!
Hark, the Herald Aelfgar yells:
Don't use cars and oil wells!
Period, we beg you, please,
Tygers we can draw with ease!
Please don't ask for rubber bands
These must pass thru Laurel's hands!
We draw rampant-couchant too,
But break-dancing? No can do!
Hark, the Herald Aelfgar yells:
Don't use cars and oil wells!
Hehe that's quite good but how can they possibly draw rampant-couchant? Unless you can have something lying down and standing on its hindlegs at the same time
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