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The story of Annie's quite strange.
As she matured she'd change
From a winsome young pretty
To someone more gritty.
A cowgirl riding the range.

As Annie grew older she'd find
Men drove her out of her mind.
They were selfish and flirty
And sloppy and dirty
With eyes just for tits and behind.

Haha. You really like Annie. Her life story sounds like a show on Lifetime.

Annie was smart but uncanny.
Her hair, with a part, made many
A man fall apart
When he lost his heart.
A trick she had grasped from her granny.

When Annie rode by on her horse
She looked like a Viking, a Norse.
But she rode with no horns
On 2 AM morns
Galloping, lacking remorse.

Of Annie there's many a tale.
She'd make strong men whimper, turn pale.
Just a twitch of her rear
Could quickly make clear
Her figure might send men to jail.

(Not originally mine, but worth a repeat here.)

Une jolie jeune fille from Chicoutimi
Said, "I just had a thought that's quite new to me:
I'll walk down la rue
With my poitrine toute nue
And I'll see what les gendarmes will do to me."

Now Annie could never speak French,
But when she detected a stench
She'd cry "Voila`! Phew!
Could that be you?
Admit it like a good mensch!"

There once was a lass name of Annie
Whose grasp of strange tongues was uncanny.
She'd call "onnittelut!"
To Sand in his snowsuit
But what does that mean in Afghani?

Though Annie congratulates me
In lingo that's quite possibly
Abstruse and abstract
It's just a plain fact
The poetry's blatantly silly.

When Annie attended her school
She favored playing the fool.
When she stood on her head
Her face turned blood red
And her lips gushed droplets of drool.

Annie, with an eye for good style
Read the Dragon's lines with a smile.
"His rhymes are complex
Though his thought quick connects
With a twist that's bound to beguile."

LONG LIVE ANNIE!! !

Mr. Mark
on a lark
thought he'd try some words.

Da dada da
da dada da
this is for the birds.

Our Annie loved rappin' and rhymin'
But soon for her dinner was pinin'.
Sat down on her chair
Saw the Dragon was there
And said, "Korento on apulainen!"

With speed Uninen Lohikäärme
Drove poor Annie barmy
With his feral roar.
So, out the door
He was sent to join the army.