The Wrong Planet Limerick Thread!

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A vegetarian who was less than discreet
Did micturate there on the street
But the cop had enough
Put the urinator in a cuff
"There'll be no more Pea on my Beet!"

Okay, so that was a bit lame... next time I'll take a bit longer to think about it

There is something stuck in my tooth
and it may not be the truth,
but I dreamt it true
and believed it, too,
yet I feel no less uncouth.

There was an old man with a drawer
Who decided to open the drawer
So he opened the drawer
And inside the drawer
There was an old man with a drawer.

There was a girl with a phone
It was shaped like a bone
No matter how many times she chewed
It was considered really rude
Because it was on loan

Limericks aren't my thing
And this meter really stinks
So does the rhyme
But thats just fine
Its over before you blink.

A pony stooped before me
and said "I'll be your crony."
He bought me a beer
and I mounted his rear,
But he kicked me and said "Baloney."

I am sitting on my can
Looking to start up the fan
It's very hot where I am sitting
Because I am knitting
Funny looks are coming from my fellow man

I thought this thread to be dead
But then a thought struck my head
Like a bolt from the sky
And a sharp pain in my eye
I posted new words to be read

syzygyish looked out 'cross the land
"My gosh, could that be my friend Sand?
In his mind, thoughts did tick,
"I'll write a lim 'rick,
to goad all the writers in WP LAND!"

WP has members so droll
Yet, in the blink of an eye they do go
To places unknown
These Rogues they do roam
Then like errant winds, in they blow

A holiday soon is alight
But Valentine's Day is a fright
To forget it, I'd druther
Paper hearts all a flutter
But the candy I certainly will bite!

AnonymousAnonymous do you hear?
You old thread calls you quite clear!
Get back here, I say!
Start posting today!
Or again this thread dies, I fear!

the beauty of asperger syndrome,
s' when i'm home on my iceberg all windblown,
my bubbles not cracked
by the force of contact,
with folks eyes that are set in their spin dome.

I'm so happy my hearts all a brim
On my face there's an almighty grin
My inconstant friend
has come back again !
I hope it wasn't a whim!

Oh, ha ha, I did find this dear thread,
with my shotgun now loaded with lead,
It's loaded because
When we fire, in Oz
It's to drive away men with sick heads!


(sorry guys, I just have had this problem with an unwanted seeming admirer)

wsmac, I don't know who you are,
Yet I think we use the same darn computer,
I admire your stuff
Love this thread, my dear bruv
As my droll evening now has a cure