I've been playing guitar since December 20, 1978. Since the early 1980s much of my guitar playing has been while riding a bicycle "no hands" at the same time. I've written hundreds of songs but most have never been recorded at all. There are a few dozen of my older songs with audio files available on my web site, but all the recordings are crappy. I badly need to be recorded, as opposed to being recorded badly, especially because right now I am playing guitar and especially singing much better than anytime before in my life. Still, even though my singing is now much better than anything you will find yet posted, I am not known as "The Bicycling Singer."
Someone else in another thread on WrongPlanet browsed my web site and liked Crazy Metal and Evolution, two songs I wrote when I was in R Band in the early 1990s. They both reflect my autistic traits. Crazy Metal suggests that trace elements we are exposed to in our environment can affect our biochemistry, making everybody crazy: "It's in your water and in your food. It's all around you: the air you breathe."
I have sensory issues due to my neurology, so I also sing:
"My peace and quiet, it's what I need. My peace and QUIET! It's what I need!"
As for evolution, that subject has been one of my obsessions for at least the past forty years. As one who loves truth, I am most offended by the dishonesty of the Creationists. Their biggest lie is equating evolution and atheism, but they also distort or deny the evidence, misquote scientists, and continue spreading lies that have been refuted a thousand times. Lying for Jesus is still lying. I wrote a song in 1991 called Evolution that is sadly still relevant. The end of each chorus goes "You'll just have to face the fact: you're related to a monkey!"
Our understanding of evolution has increased greatly since I wrote that, making it even more incredible that so many people can still insist it doesn't happen. Since then, we have found fossils of fish becoming tetrapods, whales with legs, and dinosaurs with feathers. The genetic evidence found in the past twenty years is even stronger than the fossil record: endogenous retroviruses, pseudogenes, and human chromosome 2 that is clearly two ape chromosomes fused together.
These aren't necessarily my best or deepest songs. I will save those for another post. I will share one more fun one though. Mary Lou is about a young man wanting to see a certain young woman naked: "Please let me see you get naked. Let me see you naked, Mary Lou!"
Again, sorry for the crappy quality of the recordings. Hopefully I will somehow get some studio time sometime in the near future while I'm still at the top of my form, and in addition to recording dozens of new songs I would like to re-record at least some of my older ones too.
Namaste, TBG
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"When you ride over sharps, you get flats!"--The Bicycling Guitarist, May 13, 2008
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