I'm supposed to write a story by this name. Not gonna get to it.
Also noteworthy for this song, my vocal coach (and dance coach) wanted to convince me that I was very expressive when I sang, as a reassurance that my normal boring speaking voice wasn't hopeless, so she made some video-only recordings of me singing this song (because I didn't want to actually record me singing). And...holy crap. Like a different person. Unfortunately, she has passed away and I don't have those recordings.