Joined: 8 Jun 2011 Age: 37 Gender: Male Posts: 22,045
18 Mar 2024, 5:01 pm
If God had long hair and a goatee And if his eyes were pretty glazed If he looked spaced out Would you buy his story Would you believe he had an eye infection?
And yeah yeah God looks baked Yeah yeah God smells good Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah What if God smoked cannabis? Hit the bong like some of us Drove a tie-dyed microbus And he subscribes to Rolling Stone
If God made this place, in the beginning Did he plant any seeds? Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve So they'd be hungry for the apple That the snake was always offering
And yeah yeah God rolls great Yeah yeah god smells good Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah What if god smoked cannabis? Do you suppose he had a buzz? When he made the platypus When he created earth our home
Does he like Pearl Jam or the Stones? And do you think he rolls his own? Up there in Heaven on the throne And when the saints go marching home Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl
_________________ “I was ashamed of myself when I realized life was a costume party and I attended with my real face” - Franz Kafka
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20 Mar 2024, 2:58 pm
_________________ There's no such thing as a free market. If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing. —Malcolm X Just a reminder: under international law, an occupying power has no right of self-defense, and those who are occupied have the right and duty to liberate themselves by any means possible.