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07 Nov 2007, 11:18 pm
When they finally stepped off the elevator.
The NT said, "Talk to you later!".
The Aspy did whine,
"But you talked the whole time! You're an
elevated aural irritator!" 
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07 Nov 2007, 11:38 pm
08 Nov 2007, 12:17 am
"You have ADD, AS, OCD!"
But the man didn't care,
for he was totally unaware,
While he...
straightened pillows, arranged pencils, stacked magazines in alphabetical order, arranged furniture closed blindscounteddotsinthecarpetpatternwhilepacingabouthandwringingtalkingtohimselfstaringatthefloorcrashingabout... "Oh... were you talking to me?"
I love this one!
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08 Nov 2007, 12:51 am
"You have ADD, AS, OCD!"
But the man didn't care,
for he was totally unaware,
While he...
straightened pillows, arranged pencils, stacked magazines in alphabetical order, arranged furniture closed blindscounteddotsinthecarpetpatternwhilepacingabouthandwringingtalkingtohimselfstaringatthefloorcrashingabout... "Oh... were you talking to me?"
I love this one! AHA! Another one in my web... bwahahahahahaha
Where's your limerick? :wink
For some people words can be scary!
But these worries, Blessedmom has nary!
She has lots of fun,
While they roll off her tongue,
Immersed in the old dictionary!
I see you've been playing the dictionary game a bit lately... right Blessedmom?
08 Nov 2007, 12:28 pm
Where's your limerick? :winkFor some people words can be scary!
But these worries, Blessedmom has nary!
She has lots of fun,
While they roll off her tongue,
Immersed in the old dictionary!
I see you've been playing the dictionary game a bit lately... right Blessedmom?
Reading the dictionary when I was young had to be useful at some point.
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09 Nov 2007, 4:41 am
In a morass of angst I do drown.
Once again I have let a friend down.
When I try to do right,
I worsen her plight.
And turn her beautiful smile into a frown. 
09 Nov 2007, 10:48 am
So sorry to hear you are blue,
Is there anything that we here can do?
I know it sounds trite,
But you tried to do right
Sometimes that's all you can do. 
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09 Nov 2007, 12:34 pm
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09 Nov 2007, 2:49 pm
Is there anything that we here can do?
I know it sounds trite,
But you tried to do right
Sometimes that's all you can do.
The poets here have made this thread fun.
But Starr, you are my inspiration.
For your post, you see,
Has helped to lift me,
With a light as warm and bright as the sun.
Thank you!
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09 Nov 2007, 3:06 pm
and just to prove it... ...
As he sat on an immovable mass,
Upon this beast he saw the world pass.
"To get where I'm going!"
He said loud and moaning,
"I should probably get off of my ass!" 
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09 Nov 2007, 5:02 pm
10 Nov 2007, 4:02 am
...As he sat on an immovable mass,
Upon this beast he saw the world pass.
"To get where I'm going!"
He said loud and moaning,
"I should probably get off of my ass!"
This thread is becoming a thriller,
It's one of my favourites, I tell yer,
It's top of my list,
of threads not to be missed,
and I'll try not to be a threadkiller.
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10 Nov 2007, 4:41 am
If not, very divine
I'm laughing like never before
Rolling on the store's floor
Damn it, I declare this thread all mine!
The young man who started this thread...
I can't imagine what went through his head!
What he started, you see,
Has corrupted me,
And keeps me from going to bed!
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10 Nov 2007, 4:52 am
An Aspy while stimming once thought,
"This stim string I like a whole lot!"
The client said, "OH how you dare!"
"You were to style my hair!" 
"My tresses, your 'stim string' are NOT!"
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10 Nov 2007, 2:46 pm
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10 Nov 2007, 3:02 pm
A man with ADD once stood still,
Oh, sorry, that's a lie... not a limerick! My Bad!
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