The Wrong Planet Limerick Thread!

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My quirks give some people a scare.
But the pluses they are unaware!
Flapping my arm,
I do no one harm,
As I'm flying quite well through the air!

ADHD is a curse!
WOW, take a quick look at that hearse!
See that kitten there?
Is that a jet in the air?
Umm, I forgot the whole point of this verse!?

see, I don't just pick on Aspies

They once gave me a magic tablet.
To offset my ADD habit.
But the pill, you see,
Did nothing for me,
I still run around like a crazed bunny wabbit!


thanks for the bunny pic IdahoRose

I am due for a nice bone scan
Most of the time, I will be sitting on my can.
As tiny little rays slowly nuke me
I will try not to shout "I need to pee."
While listening to the sounds of the overhead fan

Finding the heights of skeletons is very hard
If not, I will use my magic cards
To increase intelligence waves into my head
They will bounce off of my meds
It is still very hard

Phil Collins called Kilroy one day
And asked if he wanted to play
In Genesis he asked?
Oh Man what a blast!
Look for his tour, it's headed your way.

Nice Reika... and thanks for reviving this thread! eta: you too anonymous anonymous

Thanksgiving is such a big treat!
Sports, Shopping, and too much to eat!
Just once could we dare,
to divvy up our share,
and give a little to those on the street?

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For the holidays I shall stay inside.
Under my covers I think I shall hide.
I may be out of my gourd,
But I can't stand the hoard,
of shoppers in one endless tide!

On Santa's lap Alex, he sat,
among whiskey smell, mothballs and fat,
"All I want is a new server!",
"You smelly old perver'!",
"OH, and a nice yellow hat!"

Need to change my above limerick as I'm a huge Peter Gabriel fan

Kilroy called Phil back and said
We're in way over our head
With both Mike and Peter
Our sounds so much sweeter
With them, our show would knock em dead!





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It's said Rock N Roll just can't die
And we know that time does fly
But the old rock musicians
In their various conditions
A Reunion Tour will forever try!

BlessedMom was in for a fright
The wind was blowing all night
All the kids in their beds
covered their heads
While Blessedmom was knitting a kite.

Not my best work, but what the heck


Nannorob PM'd me one day
Out of my isolation she got me to stray
Now my posts are so long
I'm gonna get gonged
Right out of the Dino Cafe.

Guess you had to watch "The Gong Show" to really get that one.

My doctor is a little bit crass
“Was I gay?”, he rudely did ask
Perplexed I became
This sounded quite lame
What the heck did he see in my ass?

sally is trying to think of a limerick
but unfortunatly an ideas isnt coming quick
sally is thinking of the sea
but really she should be revising anatomy
so that she learns how to cure people when they are sick

Sally loves horses you know
so she thought shed give it a go
She cleared all the jumps
with no tips or bumps
and took first place in the show.

One day in the room
Sat wsmac's clone
Using the phone
While he was mixing a moon
So he decided to make a nice BOOM!