Joined: 4 Jan 2023 Gender: Male Posts: 3,851 Location: He/him/his
26 Apr 2023, 9:40 am
I can't listen to The Vandals without thinking about my first Xmas as a woman
With Christmas upon us it's time to Be honest, follow my dreams and to face A life of delusion and gender Confusion, that no longer will be the case
I never wanted army men or basketballs, I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls And dressing up in mother's clothing My whole life I've been feeling only feminine It always seemed so useless trying to be a man Now that's a ghost of Christmas past
Now it feels like the very first time, 'Cause it's going to be the very first time That Christmas feels right to me And I know that I'm looking good Just like a real girl should
It's my First Christmas As a woman Yeah
A doctor reconstructed all my genitals And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe For a guy who could love a girl like me
I took the hormones and I got my breasts This season's gonna be the best TO ME! I won't have to tuck it behind me Since I got my brand new vaginee
It's my First Christmas As a woman
Chop it off! Chop it off! Chop it off! My penis, chop it off It's no use to me Cut it off! - Chop it off! Chop it off!- My penis, cut it off! So I can finally be - A Woman...! !! !
Now I'm finally happy 'cause I made my goal To be a post operation transsexual. Now I'm a pretty lady
And Now it feels like the very first time 'Cause it's going to be the very first time That Christmas feels right to me 'Cause I know that I'm looking good Just like a real girl should It's my First Christmas As a woman
_________________ Another man's freedom fighter, one man's terrorist is - Yoda (probably)
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_________________ I never give you my number, I only give you my situation. Beatles