Wrong Planet Haiku Thread 2nd Edition

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14 Dec 2010, 3:25 pm

Thought this thread needed to be updated...

The rain over the
House reminds me of you, drip drip.
Go away, please, drip.

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14 Dec 2010, 3:33 pm

My brain is on fire.
I can't concentrate like this.
Pass the Advil please.

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14 Dec 2010, 3:47 pm

My headphones are bad
Some jackasses next to me
Are being hateful

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14 Dec 2010, 4:14 pm

let me try! Here are two I made up just moments ago:

The neighbor's T.V.
would not bother someone else.
Why can't I ignore?

Your mouth is open.
The sounds are disgusting me
while you chew your food.

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14 Dec 2010, 9:25 pm

My uncle Robert
Read "The Poop That Took a Pee"
Please wear protection

My red lawnmower
Likes eating my boxer shorts
I am kind of pissed

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14 Dec 2010, 9:56 pm

The signals you send
communicating meaning
are not understood.

--The Bicycling Guitarist, Dec. 14, 2010, 6:50 p.m. Pacific Time

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memyselfI
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15 Dec 2010, 5:34 am

Innocent pavement,
free of ice; I know you plot,
my downfall again.

Ben92
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17 Dec 2010, 12:15 am

I'm too tired to sleep,
But it's too late for waking.
Any suggestions?

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17 Dec 2010, 4:49 am

Bless the coffee pot
For it holds the black liquid
Gold of the morning

The chef has a knife
She wants to chop vegetables
But first she must smoke

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