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21 Aug 2011, 9:34 am

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"How have you been spending your time?"

"I have spent a great deal of my time hating Larry Schneedameyer."

"Why?"

"His name. Say it with me, Larr-y Schneed-a-mey-er."

"Oh I see what you mean. Larry Schneedameyer, dreadful. I bet he's a deuchebag."

"Without question."

An innocent looking passerby was walking by the road.

"There he is!"

"Hey Larry, F**K YOU! I HOPE YOU DIE YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF S**T!"

"That's weird", thought larry; "that's the 9th time today."



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21 Aug 2011, 1:15 pm

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! !


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22 Aug 2011, 8:41 am

blackcat wrote:
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! !


I didn't think anybody would like it or get this in it's rough form.



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22 Aug 2011, 5:44 pm

I don't get it. I'm not getting any Google hits on the name or common variations so presumably it's your creation and not a pop culture reference. Are you just saying that "people judge on silly grounds"?


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22 Aug 2011, 8:49 pm

Ambivalence wrote:
I don't get it. I'm not getting any Google hits on the name or common variations so presumably it's your creation and not a pop culture reference. Are you just saying that "people judge on silly grounds"?


Yes, basically, I really got the feeling one time that I didn't like this guy, and I couldn't figure out why (he had the name Larry - which is a name I don't like) So I thought it had to do with that.

Then I thought at least his last name was something annoying like "Schneedameyer". Then I thought what would happen if I met someone with that name - Larry Schneedameyer. The answer of course is I think I'd punch him right in the face.

Larry Schneedameyer is a name where I would hate that person instantly for no other reason alone. I don't know if a Larry Schneedameyer exists in this world, but I blame all my problems on him. God I hate you Larry!