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Barry was lying in bed when he got a phone call from the big phone.
"Hello Mr. President?"
"Hello Barry. This is the President of the United States of America. I've kidnapped your daughter! Meet me by the abandoned warehouse with $50,000 at 3 pm or I'll have to kill her."
"Damn, I knew I should've voted for McCain."
"Oh, and by the way Barry, I've taken the liberty of installing a bomb on your alarm clock, toodles."
The phone went dead, Barry woke up picked up the alarm clock and threw out the window, onto his neighbors back porch.
He drove up to the warehouse where 8 armed moustached gaurds waited for him. Out of the dark the president appeared.
"Where's my daughter?"
"I have some bad news, she isn't here. Barry I have something to confess. I'm not really the President of the United States. *peels away face*. I'm you!"
"And you're not really you, *Barry pulls away face* you're the President of the United States! And I've got you right where I want you" *bum bum bum!*
12 Sep 2011, 1:29 pm
