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wcoltd
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06 Nov 2012, 12:09 pm

Its said No man lived a more tragic life than Neely Steptoe. He lived his life of seventy two years never had a girl, spent his years listing all forty-three-million-eight-hundred-forty-two-thousand-two-hundred-twenty-three reasons to kill himself. He eventually died of natural causes.

REASON 483,451:
Ingrown Toenail.

REASON 151
Never had a girl

Reason 3851
lost my fingers,

Reason 3852
can't play the blues on the guitar no more.



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06 Nov 2012, 12:40 pm

I don't know if I'd kill myself over an ingrown toenail, but hey, you never know.
In related news, look up the tragic death of Guy Fawkes. Those last three days of his were some of the worst torture ever afflicted on any man.


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