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If news it be
The quiz-erzine
To question the
Acts facts and scenes
That in a sense
Embroil us all
I should desire it
All the more
P-p- prey, Predate on!

I say I see my eyes be bored
Of all lolol your bitty thoughts
Making the headli-lines
Don’t know you’re bo-bo-born Wheee-
Our glitzy little pictures
In your dittoed big books
Use trashy magazines
To get the hottest look

WAITER WAITER, I did not
ORDER ORDER RAH YEH
Our stake in brains to be so displayed
I am rightly OUTRAGED…
PATIENCE, Patient’s, I will pay
for your gross domestic pains
For the 6 or 7 billion in dex and stacks
With New news stock on the way
More New turd newtrition in the play

If news it be
The quiz it seems
The answers
Thin facts and fat scenes
That in a sense
Could boil us all
More cash prizes
For one and all
P-p-pray, Play off!!

I say I see my eyes be sore
Of all the offal going AWOL for war
Taking the headli-lines
By macho man force, Pow-
Our gory little pictures
From your computer games
Brand new used papers
To tell you who to blame

WAITER WAITER, I did not
ORDER ORDER RAH YEH
Our stake in brains to be in good taste
I order more, post haste
PATIENCE, Patient’s you will wait
Serve the bill
To six or seven billion
In the stocks that will share your dock
In the stock that will share your block

When News it woos wounds
Of ahaha - hate
Give me excess of it that
Sir feasts upon Served fights
for to
survive all
I saved and served you up
This slaying rave
Let it kiss the face of newsick
Sick in essence and so die