A spoonerism is when words or certain consonants are switched around to create a different meaning, like "tease your ears" instead of "ease your tears". I do this sort of thing a lot because I'm a big moron. Once I called a girl for a date and I said "Hey Matt, its Kelsy" and I felt like the biggest idiot in the world. My mother once told me to put a jacket on to wait for the school bus, because otherwise I would get "sotally toaked". Does this happen to anyone else?
