Do you guys think this poem is creepy to give my cousin?

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Zeynep, my chess opponent in dialogue
Zeynep, my superior in abilities
Zeynep, my good-virtued, sweet but shy angel
Zeynep, my beautiful cousin, who I trick my friends to think is my girlfriend,
Then laugh at them later
Zeynep, my beautiful cousin both inside and out, who I must protect from nazar
Zeynep, my mystery person
Zeynep, I love you

Yes. It reads like love poetry. It is unlikely to be received well.

This.

Yes.

Here's an extra verse:

Zeynep, when I think of you, I touch myself.
Zeynep, I dream of blowing raspberries on your belly-button. Snerk!
Zeynep, you muh-muh-muh make me haAaAAaAaappy.
Boing! Ick! Gack! Gloimn-nah, duhrr...

I mean, if you're gonna take a risk, go all out.


I'm kidding, of course. No, that's not appropriate and you're likely to end up embarrassing yourself in ways that are going to be hard to get over.

That's creepy to give to anyone anytime.

MonsterGuy, I've removed the identical thread you created in the Social Skills and Making Friends forum and moved the one post made to that thread over to this one.
Please do not cross-post - this is prohibited by the site rules.

As someone who can be way too intense with people, you are being way too intense. I've discovered through very embarassing scenarios that most people will be intimidated by the intensity of this poem.

I second what everyone else has said. Best to lock that poem up tight and save it for your girlfriend.

Oh I do have to ask though, who exactly is nazar and why do you need to protect her from him/her/it?

I think the poem is only appropriate if the sexual and emotional feelings presented therein are reciprocated.

LMaO