What would you name your autobiography?

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11 May 2012, 5:32 am

I probably won't bring myself to write one (too depressing) but I've been through so many storms, hospitalizations and grief that when I was younger I always thought I'd write a book called "A Few Years Of Winter." Of course, when I speak of winter, I don't mean the Santa Claus, presents, snow angels, family get together kind. I'm referring to the shivering cold, blinding snow drifts, slush & avalanche type. Now that I'm older an appropriate name for an autobiography would be "Years Of Winter" as things hasn't changed much.

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11 May 2012, 5:46 am

Awww come on, you need a better title, I'm going for the greatest man who ever existed: a Tale of the worlds greatest man and how most people sucked.
meh who the hell would read my autobiography.

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11 May 2012, 5:48 am

"The Strangest Book You'll Ever Read"

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11 May 2012, 6:26 am

"Wondering and Wandering" or "The Best Sleeping Remedy". Really, my life is too boring to read about.

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11 May 2012, 7:48 am

Life on Mars

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11 May 2012, 8:07 am

"What Did You Learn?"

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11 May 2012, 8:18 am

'An Autistic Boy's Progress' - a la Dickens

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11 May 2012, 8:38 am

"Kicking Against The Pricks" ?

(it's not vulgar, it's figurative)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kick_against_the_pricks

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11 May 2012, 8:39 am

Survival Guide to Earth

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11 May 2012, 8:43 am

- I, Dictator
- On My Role in World History
- Narcissism is Divinity Misunderstood

Something like that, as I'd like my autobiography to sell a lot of copies, and the best way to do that is to have a silly name.

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11 May 2012, 8:55 am

Myself, Time and Space :eew:

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11 May 2012, 9:29 am

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

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11 May 2012, 10:25 am

A.S. Good As It Gets

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11 May 2012, 10:47 am

the same thing I'm naming my blog: "Hacking Life on the Aspie Edge"

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11 May 2012, 10:56 am

"MY Brain: What's The Matter With My Matter?"

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11 May 2012, 11:03 am

Any of these

"A Book for the Blind"
"423 Pages of Pure F**k
"sdrawkcab ti etorw I taht tcaf eht no ti emalb ,dab si koob siht fI"
"I was going to give this a good title, but I felt this was easier"

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