Read Ted Hughes' 'Work and Play' first.
Anyways, here it is:
Dear Diary...
I was flying over the beach today and I saw some of those two-legged things without any wings...
I think they're called people.
They were just laying down on the sand.
It seems like they're doing magic tricks.
Most of them are turning red but a few are turning golden-brown.
I wonder if they're doing it for that thing where they rattle boxes with pictures and words on them.
What do they call it?
Charity, I think.
They can't enjoy it!
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