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19 Apr 2008, 6:54 pm

This was a book by Simon Bond, originally published in 1981. It featured drawings of post-mortem felines being used for everyday things.

My favorite was the pencil sharpener.


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19 Apr 2008, 8:04 pm

Heh, we used to have that book...


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19 Apr 2008, 9:33 pm

That sounds awful! :(



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20 Apr 2008, 6:58 pm

The cats were already dead, though.


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20 Apr 2008, 10:11 pm

ShadesOfMe wrote:
That sounds awful! :(


I agree. There should be a book about 101 things to do with a dead Person :twisted:
Nonetheless, lets KILL this thread.



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20 Apr 2008, 11:17 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:
The cats were already dead, though.
8O

"No officer, it's okay really, you see it was already dead when I found it! So I decided to find 101 uses for it! Of course that's legal! Look, you can use it as a pencil sharpener! Why are you arresting me?"



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20 Apr 2008, 11:32 pm

burnse22 wrote:
Tim_Tex wrote:
The cats were already dead, though.
8O

"No officer, it's okay really, you see it was already dead when I found it! So I decided to find 101 uses for it! Of course that's legal! Look, you can use it as a pencil sharpener! Why are you arresting me?"
:lol:


Later on in a jail cell: "I always wanted a white boy like YOU for a b***h!" :mrgreen:



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27 Apr 2008, 10:23 am

Anyone remember where the guy stuck the pencil?


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27 Apr 2008, 12:02 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:
Anyone remember where the guy stuck the pencil?
8O


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27 Apr 2008, 1:13 pm

D1nk0 wrote:
ShadesOfMe wrote:
That sounds awful! :(


I agree. There should be a book about 101 things to do with a dead Person :twisted:

There is one, see below.

Cat's Revenge: More Than 101 Uses for Dead People


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