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EgaoNoGenki
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17 Dec 2008, 1:10 pm

I have a hunch that this is (currently) the closest I can get.

We could all learn a lot from a comedy board, even AS-related jokes! Anything at all to help us become better comedians.

Anyway, if I found a comedy board, I would make the thread:

Title: "I was just inebriated on melatonin recently; can cause bad judgment calls."

Body: "How well would that go over to the audience in a stand-up comedy session?"



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17 Dec 2008, 2:14 pm

Here's my joke:

Me: It's a good thing we didn't go to war with Denmark (during WWII).

Other person: Why's that?

Me: 'Cause then we'd have VD-Day!



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17 Dec 2008, 3:17 pm

Notbrianna: your joke actually did make me laugh.



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17 Dec 2008, 5:37 pm

lelia wrote:
Notbrianna: your joke actually did make me laugh.


Thanks lelia! Here's an other one:

Me: We should have raised chickens. Then we could have had egg money.



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17 Dec 2008, 7:36 pm

They... don't make sense?



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17 Dec 2008, 7:37 pm

notbrianna wrote:
lelia wrote:
Notbrianna: your joke actually did make me laugh.


Thanks lelia! Here's an other one:

Me: We should have raised chickens. Then we could have had egg money.


I couldn't laugh at this one. I rarely ever force laughs. If something's genuinely funny, the laugh will come "naturally."



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20 Dec 2008, 1:36 pm

notbrianna wrote:
Here's my joke:

Me: It's a good thing we didn't go to war with Denmark (during WWII).

Other person: Why's that?

Me: 'Cause then we'd have VD-Day!




Boo! *throws tomatoes* :shameonyou: