Happy Valentine's Day!

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Happy Valentine's Day everybody! I wrote a poem, just a little something special for Valentine's Day to express the wonders of love. Hope you like it!

Valentine’s Day is so much fun
Red roses for everyone!
To say I love you and think you're sweet
Being with you make my heart beat
The sun is shining, the birds start to sing
Being in love is a wonderful thing
Cupid's been busy hovering above
The world revolves around your one true love
There's just one problem from where I sit
All the above is a load of s**t
The roses dry up, their petals soon wither
The sun goes down and you start to shiver
The bird is a crow and it won’t stop croaking
You feed your love a chocolate heart and he starts choking
Sweet is for lollies and sugar and cakes
Not hairy beasts with one-eyed snakes
And funnily enough Biologists have found
Your heart keeps pumping when your snookums ain't around
Besides, saying snookums makes you sound like a d*ck
The whole mushy name thing makes me feel sick
So as far as I'm concerned this day will come and pass
Cupid can take his stupid bow and shoot his chubby a*se!

Have a better Valentine's Day than me!

Last edited by PhoenixKitten on 14 Feb 2006, 9:56 pm, edited 2 times in total.

That poem was delightful and I must continue
Because I hate V-Day right down to my sinews.
Yes, I've a boyfriend, and he's really great,
but I've not changed so much that I LIKE this date!
The hype and the glitz and the high expectations
That follows from WEEKS of chick's fantasizations
while their poor beaus all worry and fret
That if they don't buy the right thing they won't get
...well, I think you know what would come next
At any rate I think that this dang day is hexed.
What kind of system encourages gifts
that, when given, will add to the heft
Of chicks who would like to be thin for their beaus?
Where is the sanity? Nobody knows!
Worse, still, is when you are single today
Surrounded by lovers with (ick!) PDAs
Saying "I wuv yoo" till you want to puke
(OK, so I just saw one instance at school
but nevertheless I was grossed out a bit,
got distracted, and on someone's shoe I did trip
but I suck at walking so let's just move on)
G-- d--- it I can't seem to end this dam* poem!
OK, well, I'll end it by summing it up:
VALENTINES DAY IS JUST EVIL! IT SUCKS!

Edit because of an irony here:
I wrote a poem about Vday! Shoot me!

Nice poem Phoenix. Just too bad you live in the Southern Hemisphere and I can't help you!

One good thing I've found on this year's Valentine's Day is that I've found a number of single women on my campus, all of whom I was suprised were single. There were THREE of them, just in one of my classes alone, and it's a small class by university standards.

My tactic? I wished them Happy Valentine's Day, asked them if they were doing anything special, and if they said they were just studying or whatever, I asked if they didn't have anyone special in their life. And there were four of them total.

I started off my Valentine's Day well. I tripped on some ice this morning, and I think I twisted my ankle. Happy Valentine's Day indeed.

Somebody call?