Are You Man Enough?

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10 Jun 2012, 8:17 pm

I'm more boyish than manly. Most girls find me cute in an adoring way. This makes getting a one night stand very unlikely, however, I'm not making any enemies from it and from my understanding, girls like the more cute/sweet type for longer-term relationships.

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10 Jun 2012, 8:38 pm

lightening020 wrote:

1000Knives wrote:

NeantHumain wrote:

mv wrote:

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I had a cheeseburger last night, a really good gourmet one with pickles, dijonaise etc.

WTF is dijonaise? Fufu cheeseburgers don't count! :twisted:

Dijonaise is a spread that's a mix of dijon mustard and mayonnaise. Other than that, I got nuthin'. {'Cause I'm a woman.}

I suspected as much. Look, real men do not use dijonaise as a condiment. We don't use Dijon mustard, either; if we want to use mustard on our completely hetero weiners and buns, we use French's classic yellow mustard (Plochman's or Heinz is acceptable in a pinch, and any Jack Daniels mustard is acceptable automatically, but any mustard with a friggin' French flag on the bottle is too fufu). We never use mayonnaise because there's something slightly homoerotic about a man ingesting a white, creamy substance (see also Alfredo sauce, named after an Italian man named Alfred).

I pretend not to even know what Dijon mustard is when around other guys. This is part of the Man Code.

Bro, you gotta use the mustard that's brown and spicy, like Gulden's. Anything else is for meterosexuals. Seriously that's the only kinda mustard I like, though.

have either of you two had whole grain course ground dijon mustard from Trader Joes? That wll rip your head off. that should be added to the acceptable list of manly mustards.

btw this whole idea of manliness is most American. More French culture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WadTkRxeE5A

Kickboxing is certainly manly sport, but if you look at their clothes, it is simply unacceptable! No straight guy would ever wear what these French kickboxers wear. Never!

This whole manliness thing varies quite a big from culture to culture

I dunno, most Americans that I know would disqualify them from being "Real men" simply for being French.. :roll:

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10 Jun 2012, 8:39 pm

For some I'm man enough, for others I'm not.

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11 Jun 2012, 12:07 am

rabbitts> the only way that would be true or not is ask other people around the world what they think of the French, specifically the french culture (i.e the batty boy kickboxing jumpsuits, the fancy dijon etc)

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11 Jun 2012, 12:13 am

lightening020 wrote:

I'm not saying it's what I believe.. I'm merely pointing out a common feeling amongst a lot of Americans..

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11 Jun 2012, 12:24 am

Kinme wrote:

Joker wrote:

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I am a manly man.

I bet I'm manlier than you!

I bet not

I'm the manliest man... ever! I'm for rizzle.

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11 Jun 2012, 1:09 am

blunnet wrote:

For some I'm man enough, for others I'm not.

And that's what it comes down to. Some women might think the guy I like is too "soft" or not man enough. OH WELL! He's man enough for me.

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11 Jun 2012, 1:16 am

AScomposer13413 wrote:

Kinme wrote:

Joker wrote:

Kinme wrote:

Joker wrote:

I am a manly man.

I bet I'm manlier than you!

I bet not

I'm the manliest man... ever! I'm for rizzle.

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11 Jun 2012, 1:19 am

NeantHumain wrote:

For males with Asperger's syndrome, I think part of the problem is that some of us are not man enough; I don't mean this as an insult or criticism but as simple fact: Because of sexual selection, women desire a man who is, well, a man. Androgyny, effeminacy, and other qualities detract from a male's essential manliness and are like stink lines drawn from such a person to a woman.

Ask yourself this: When was the last time you had a cheeseburger? Had sex? Played in virile, manly sports like wrestling? Held a riffle and shot a deer? Drank a beer? Farted or belched loudly in the company of others? Left the toilet seat up? If not, what are you waiting for?

Why are you telling people to start being white-trash rednecks?

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