Top 10 Ways To Get A Girlfriend For Lonely Desperate Beta Ma
09 Oct 2015, 7:17 am
darkphantomx1 wrote:
1. Get the essentials... moni which most likely requires a job, a car so you can transport yourself and make love in, actually decent clothes, actually decent haircut, brush yer teeth, trim your nose hairz, ballz of steel so you can actually talk to her, and quick home teleport to Lumbridge in the case her parents come home early.
2. Go to any popular online multiplayer game such as Runescape and start asking random girls to be your girlfriend. If that fails, you can stand in a populated area spamming Buying Gf.
3. Go to a populated city in real life and stand on the streets with a cardboard sign saying Buying Gf 20 bucks. Haha someone should totally do this, next thing you know it will go viral and you'll get famous.
4. Try Tinder Tinder is good if you're college-aged. All you have to is upload a picture a totally edited photo of yourself which hides how bad you really look in real life. (Most people on that site arne't as attractive as they appear to be) On Tinder, you will have the most success if you're the reincarnation of a Greek God. Average looking men will probably get around 1-3 matches a day. If you're super ugly, then Tinder isn't for you. If you're in the bottom 15% of attractiveness, you will hate Tinder. Once you get a match, all you have to do is message her with the ****tiest cheesy pickup line you can think of and hope she replies back while keeping the conversation going. If she stops replying back, go cry in a corner. If you manage to keep the talking going, after about a couple of hours of talking, invite her out somewhere. If she says yes, congratz. If she says no, tell her in all caps, YOU SUCK! then proceed to unmatch her.
5. Have your friends set you up with a girl. Surely you have friends right? Maybe they know a girl who knows a girl who knows a girl who knows a girl who thinks you two would be a perfect match. So if you have friends, tell them to set you up. Of course if you have no friends or your friends are just as bad with women as your grandma is with video games, this isn't really an option.
6. Go on Craigslist Craigslist is normally used to sell stuff but there is also a place on the site where you can attempt to find a date or get laid. You know you're pretty desperate to meet women when you post on Craigslist. All you have to do is make a new post saying Desperate man seeking girl, wait a few days, check back for any responses. You'll probably get some prostitutes trying to tell you sex.
7. Get a wingman and hit da clubs No your wingman won't be your mom or dad. Your wingman should be a brother or a friend of yours then hit da clubs on a Saturday night. A wingman's job is to make sure you don't **** your pants when talking to the pretty girl and to give you moral support. You don't even have to know how to dance to hit the dancefloor, you just need to know how to grind because that's what all the kids do these days. If you don't know what grinding is, look it up on Youtube. (Just make sure your parents aren't around)
8. Get A Mail Order Bridge. Oh **** you're really desperate now... Basically you can buy a wife and it costs anywhere from 10k to 50k. So if you're a lonely desperate rich beta male, then this might be for you.
9. Get The Sims 3 or 4 And Create Your Own Personal Girlfriend Just imagine if you lived in the Sims universe, you could meet someone and within 12 hours, get engaged and be married. With the Sims, you can create your own personal girlfriend.
10. If all else fails just be yourself... The old saying goes that you should just be yourself when talking to women and not try to be someone that you're not. And they're right. Which is why tommorow, i'm going to school in all pink with a shirt that says Brony and Proud and during class i'm going to burp the ABC's then during lunch, stand on the tables and start twerking to Miley Cyrus. Hey i'm just being myself. I hope women love me.
2. Go to any popular online multiplayer game such as Runescape and start asking random girls to be your girlfriend. If that fails, you can stand in a populated area spamming Buying Gf.
3. Go to a populated city in real life and stand on the streets with a cardboard sign saying Buying Gf 20 bucks. Haha someone should totally do this, next thing you know it will go viral and you'll get famous.
4. Try Tinder Tinder is good if you're college-aged. All you have to is upload a picture a totally edited photo of yourself which hides how bad you really look in real life. (Most people on that site arne't as attractive as they appear to be) On Tinder, you will have the most success if you're the reincarnation of a Greek God. Average looking men will probably get around 1-3 matches a day. If you're super ugly, then Tinder isn't for you. If you're in the bottom 15% of attractiveness, you will hate Tinder. Once you get a match, all you have to do is message her with the ****tiest cheesy pickup line you can think of and hope she replies back while keeping the conversation going. If she stops replying back, go cry in a corner. If you manage to keep the talking going, after about a couple of hours of talking, invite her out somewhere. If she says yes, congratz. If she says no, tell her in all caps, YOU SUCK! then proceed to unmatch her.
5. Have your friends set you up with a girl. Surely you have friends right? Maybe they know a girl who knows a girl who knows a girl who knows a girl who thinks you two would be a perfect match. So if you have friends, tell them to set you up. Of course if you have no friends or your friends are just as bad with women as your grandma is with video games, this isn't really an option.
6. Go on Craigslist Craigslist is normally used to sell stuff but there is also a place on the site where you can attempt to find a date or get laid. You know you're pretty desperate to meet women when you post on Craigslist. All you have to do is make a new post saying Desperate man seeking girl, wait a few days, check back for any responses. You'll probably get some prostitutes trying to tell you sex.
7. Get a wingman and hit da clubs No your wingman won't be your mom or dad. Your wingman should be a brother or a friend of yours then hit da clubs on a Saturday night. A wingman's job is to make sure you don't **** your pants when talking to the pretty girl and to give you moral support. You don't even have to know how to dance to hit the dancefloor, you just need to know how to grind because that's what all the kids do these days. If you don't know what grinding is, look it up on Youtube. (Just make sure your parents aren't around)
8. Get A Mail Order Bridge. Oh **** you're really desperate now... Basically you can buy a wife and it costs anywhere from 10k to 50k. So if you're a lonely desperate rich beta male, then this might be for you.
9. Get The Sims 3 or 4 And Create Your Own Personal Girlfriend Just imagine if you lived in the Sims universe, you could meet someone and within 12 hours, get engaged and be married. With the Sims, you can create your own personal girlfriend.
10. If all else fails just be yourself... The old saying goes that you should just be yourself when talking to women and not try to be someone that you're not. And they're right. Which is why tommorow, i'm going to school in all pink with a shirt that says Brony and Proud and during class i'm going to burp the ABC's then during lunch, stand on the tables and start twerking to Miley Cyrus. Hey i'm just being myself. I hope women love me.
This is pointless and makes single men feel bad about themselves. What I think you are doing is projecting your frustration on other people. I hope you feel better soon.
darkphantomx1 wrote:
No
For now, you need to find interests to distract you from your frustrations. If you change your attitude for the better, then in the long run you might get a girlfriend. Take your time. If you are a self-hating depressed man, nobody will ever like you.
Spiderpig wrote:
If you're a "lonely desperate beta male", and know it, you should leave women alone out of basic respect. You know they don't want anything to do with you after all.
Oh, come on! There is hope for you as well, so cheer yourself up!
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09 Oct 2015, 8:12 am
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
SwissPagan wrote:
MissZahara wrote:
darkphantomx1 wrote:
1. Get the essentials... moni which most likely requires a job, a car so you can transport yourself and make love in, actually decent clothes, actually decent haircut, brush yer teeth, trim your nose hairz, ballz of steel so you can actually talk to her, and quick home teleport to Lumbridge in the case her parents come home early.
2. Go to any popular online multiplayer game such as Runescape and start asking random girls to be your girlfriend. If that fails, you can stand in a populated area spamming Buying Gf.
3. Go to a populated city in real life and stand on the streets with a cardboard sign saying Buying Gf 20 bucks. Haha someone should totally do this, next thing you know it will go viral and you'll get famous.
4. Try Tinder Tinder is good if you're college-aged. All you have to is upload a picture a totally edited photo of yourself which hides how bad you really look in real life. (Most people on that site arne't as attractive as they appear to be) On Tinder, you will have the most success if you're the reincarnation of a Greek God. Average looking men will probably get around 1-3 matches a day. If you're super ugly, then Tinder isn't for you. If you're in the bottom 15% of attractiveness, you will hate Tinder. Once you get a match, all you have to do is message her with the ****tiest cheesy pickup line you can think of and hope she replies back while keeping the conversation going. If she stops replying back, go cry in a corner. If you manage to keep the talking going, after about a couple of hours of talking, invite her out somewhere. If she says yes, congratz. If she says no, tell her in all caps, YOU SUCK! then proceed to unmatch her.
5. Have your friends set you up with a girl. Surely you have friends right? Maybe they know a girl who knows a girl who knows a girl who knows a girl who thinks you two would be a perfect match. So if you have friends, tell them to set you up. Of course if you have no friends or your friends are just as bad with women as your grandma is with video games, this isn't really an option.
6. Go on Craigslist Craigslist is normally used to sell stuff but there is also a place on the site where you can attempt to find a date or get laid. You know you're pretty desperate to meet women when you post on Craigslist. All you have to do is make a new post saying Desperate man seeking girl, wait a few days, check back for any responses. You'll probably get some prostitutes trying to tell you sex.
7. Get a wingman and hit da clubs No your wingman won't be your mom or dad. Your wingman should be a brother or a friend of yours then hit da clubs on a Saturday night. A wingman's job is to make sure you don't **** your pants when talking to the pretty girl and to give you moral support. You don't even have to know how to dance to hit the dancefloor, you just need to know how to grind because that's what all the kids do these days. If you don't know what grinding is, look it up on Youtube. (Just make sure your parents aren't around)
8. Get A Mail Order Bridge. Oh **** you're really desperate now... Basically you can buy a wife and it costs anywhere from 10k to 50k. So if you're a lonely desperate rich beta male, then this might be for you.
9. Get The Sims 3 or 4 And Create Your Own Personal Girlfriend Just imagine if you lived in the Sims universe, you could meet someone and within 12 hours, get engaged and be married. With the Sims, you can create your own personal girlfriend.
10. If all else fails just be yourself... The old saying goes that you should just be yourself when talking to women and not try to be someone that you're not. And they're right. Which is why tommorow, i'm going to school in all pink with a shirt that says Brony and Proud and during class i'm going to burp the ABC's then during lunch, stand on the tables and start twerking to Miley Cyrus. Hey i'm just being myself. I hope women love me.
2. Go to any popular online multiplayer game such as Runescape and start asking random girls to be your girlfriend. If that fails, you can stand in a populated area spamming Buying Gf.
3. Go to a populated city in real life and stand on the streets with a cardboard sign saying Buying Gf 20 bucks. Haha someone should totally do this, next thing you know it will go viral and you'll get famous.
4. Try Tinder Tinder is good if you're college-aged. All you have to is upload a picture a totally edited photo of yourself which hides how bad you really look in real life. (Most people on that site arne't as attractive as they appear to be) On Tinder, you will have the most success if you're the reincarnation of a Greek God. Average looking men will probably get around 1-3 matches a day. If you're super ugly, then Tinder isn't for you. If you're in the bottom 15% of attractiveness, you will hate Tinder. Once you get a match, all you have to do is message her with the ****tiest cheesy pickup line you can think of and hope she replies back while keeping the conversation going. If she stops replying back, go cry in a corner. If you manage to keep the talking going, after about a couple of hours of talking, invite her out somewhere. If she says yes, congratz. If she says no, tell her in all caps, YOU SUCK! then proceed to unmatch her.
5. Have your friends set you up with a girl. Surely you have friends right? Maybe they know a girl who knows a girl who knows a girl who knows a girl who thinks you two would be a perfect match. So if you have friends, tell them to set you up. Of course if you have no friends or your friends are just as bad with women as your grandma is with video games, this isn't really an option.
6. Go on Craigslist Craigslist is normally used to sell stuff but there is also a place on the site where you can attempt to find a date or get laid. You know you're pretty desperate to meet women when you post on Craigslist. All you have to do is make a new post saying Desperate man seeking girl, wait a few days, check back for any responses. You'll probably get some prostitutes trying to tell you sex.
7. Get a wingman and hit da clubs No your wingman won't be your mom or dad. Your wingman should be a brother or a friend of yours then hit da clubs on a Saturday night. A wingman's job is to make sure you don't **** your pants when talking to the pretty girl and to give you moral support. You don't even have to know how to dance to hit the dancefloor, you just need to know how to grind because that's what all the kids do these days. If you don't know what grinding is, look it up on Youtube. (Just make sure your parents aren't around)
8. Get A Mail Order Bridge. Oh **** you're really desperate now... Basically you can buy a wife and it costs anywhere from 10k to 50k. So if you're a lonely desperate rich beta male, then this might be for you.
9. Get The Sims 3 or 4 And Create Your Own Personal Girlfriend Just imagine if you lived in the Sims universe, you could meet someone and within 12 hours, get engaged and be married. With the Sims, you can create your own personal girlfriend.
10. If all else fails just be yourself... The old saying goes that you should just be yourself when talking to women and not try to be someone that you're not. And they're right. Which is why tommorow, i'm going to school in all pink with a shirt that says Brony and Proud and during class i'm going to burp the ABC's then during lunch, stand on the tables and start twerking to Miley Cyrus. Hey i'm just being myself. I hope women love me.
Wow. Just wow. That's a whole lot of lies you're telling yourself. Plenty of pudgy, shlubby, non-wealthy men are happily married/coupled up... the lack of movie-star looks and Donald Trump-like bank doesn't stop them from finding love. Without resorting to mail order brides!
Maybe you should ask yourself what you're doing to alienate pretty much every female on the planet. Or to consider what, if anything, you have to offer a potential girlfriend/wife. Because tons of totally ordinary (indistinguishable from you in looks/smarts/etc) men manage to find love + your inability to do the same suggests YOU are the problem, not the 3+ billion women on the planet.
Your list is scary and Elliot Rodger-ish to boot!
"Elliot Rodger-ish"
who is that?
Katy's ex-boyfriend.
Who is Katy? Sounds like a familiar name. But why is Katy always mentioned?
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09 Oct 2015, 1:32 pm
You're right, I need to stop being so frustrated.
You see for like the past month or so, most of my posts have been about girls, specifically ranting about how no girl wants me.
Now i'm not doing this irl of course, I use the internet to express how I truly feel about myself. Yes iv'e been very frustrated because girls just don't want me. I watch how my friend gets dates on Tinder left and right while I can't talk to a girl without her ghosting me.
I hate all women who use that app!
Sorry, need to break the habit of ranting on forums.
10 Oct 2015, 11:25 am
darkphantomx1 wrote:
You're right, I need to stop being so frustrated.
You see for like the past month or so, most of my posts have been about girls, specifically ranting about how no girl wants me.
Now i'm not doing this irl of course, I use the internet to express how I truly feel about myself. Yes iv'e been very frustrated because girls just don't want me. I watch how my friend gets dates on Tinder left and right while I can't talk to a girl without her ghosting me.
I hate all women who use that app!
Sorry, need to break the habit of ranting on forums.
You see for like the past month or so, most of my posts have been about girls, specifically ranting about how no girl wants me.
Now i'm not doing this irl of course, I use the internet to express how I truly feel about myself. Yes iv'e been very frustrated because girls just don't want me. I watch how my friend gets dates on Tinder left and right while I can't talk to a girl without her ghosting me.
I hate all women who use that app!
Sorry, need to break the habit of ranting on forums.
its okay, we have all been guilty of that at some point or another. we jsut need another topic to focus on. where are you currently in your life?
10 Oct 2015, 11:28 am
darkphantomx1 wrote:
You're right, I need to stop being so frustrated.
You see for like the past month or so, most of my posts have been about girls, specifically ranting about how no girl wants me.
Now i'm not doing this irl of course, I use the internet to express how I truly feel about myself. Yes iv'e been very frustrated because girls just don't want me. I watch how my friend gets dates on Tinder left and right while I can't talk to a girl without her ghosting me.
I hate all women who use that app!
Sorry, need to break the habit of ranting on forums.
You see for like the past month or so, most of my posts have been about girls, specifically ranting about how no girl wants me.
Now i'm not doing this irl of course, I use the internet to express how I truly feel about myself. Yes iv'e been very frustrated because girls just don't want me. I watch how my friend gets dates on Tinder left and right while I can't talk to a girl without her ghosting me.
I hate all women who use that app!
Sorry, need to break the habit of ranting on forums.
What did you do last night? Where are you headed out tonight?
10 Oct 2015, 11:41 am
LacyDageen wrote:
darkphantomx1 wrote:
You're right, I need to stop being so frustrated.
You see for like the past month or so, most of my posts have been about girls, specifically ranting about how no girl wants me.
Now i'm not doing this irl of course, I use the internet to express how I truly feel about myself. Yes iv'e been very frustrated because girls just don't want me. I watch how my friend gets dates on Tinder left and right while I can't talk to a girl without her ghosting me.
I hate all women who use that app!
Sorry, need to break the habit of ranting on forums.
You see for like the past month or so, most of my posts have been about girls, specifically ranting about how no girl wants me.
Now i'm not doing this irl of course, I use the internet to express how I truly feel about myself. Yes iv'e been very frustrated because girls just don't want me. I watch how my friend gets dates on Tinder left and right while I can't talk to a girl without her ghosting me.
I hate all women who use that app!
Sorry, need to break the habit of ranting on forums.
What did you do last night? Where are you headed out tonight?
Well I fought in a war on Runescape, it's for a tournament. We won and we're going to the semi-finals.
What i'm doing tonight? Working
