What do you wear on a blind date?

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19 Feb 2023, 12:59 pm

Speedos only….chicks like bellies, after all :P



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19 Feb 2023, 1:05 pm

A nun’s habit. I only go on dates with Jesus.


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19 Feb 2023, 1:08 pm

Nothing, going au naturel.


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19 Feb 2023, 1:09 pm

:lol:


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19 Feb 2023, 1:31 pm

Maybe one of those talking-doll pull strings so I can speak with all different accents.
I'm mute irl so it would be nice to offer a few sounds.


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19 Feb 2023, 1:36 pm

I have selective mutism.

Maybe I should consider a mime costume.


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19 Feb 2023, 1:38 pm

I'll wear a crucifix to prove I'm Satanic.
Wouldn't want any misunderstandings in that regard.


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19 Feb 2023, 1:41 pm

I think I’ll go goth or emo. I want my date to be afraid I’ll put a hex on them if they get out of line.


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19 Feb 2023, 1:46 pm

How about some posh kneepads?


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19 Feb 2023, 1:47 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
How about some posh kneepads?

That would be nice. Mine are starting to wear out.


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19 Feb 2023, 3:31 pm

A fairy costume with ballet slippers



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19 Feb 2023, 5:14 pm

I would probably get anxious* and cancel it.

*I would never go for a blind date, « she » may turns out to be a he with brute physique wanting to mess with me.



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19 Feb 2023, 5:53 pm

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19 Feb 2023, 6:28 pm

Love it! ^



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Comes in handy.
Social-Distancing approved too.


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19 Feb 2023, 6:31 pm

I would be authentic and just not wear my skin.
I would be my self.

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19 Feb 2023, 6:58 pm

My ninja gear. I think it’s really important that a potential partner observes my stealth capabilities.


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