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01 Apr 2011, 1:15 pm

My husband had decided he has had enough. He claims I have been emotionally abusing him for the past three years. Me being too blunt and honest, lack of sex, always insulting him even if it's unintentional, lack of empathy and being cold hearted towards him. Worst of all he has decided to have full custody over our son and it going to go to court for full custody and use my AS against me so the judge will take his side and grant him full custody and I only get the weekends but he won't go home with me, I have to go over to his place to visit.

So they are moving out this weekend and oh boy this is the new start of my life and I will be depressed, depressed.


















































































Oh and April Fools. Did you really think this was happening?



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01 Apr 2011, 1:19 pm

Boring waste of time.



















OMG I'm going to pretend people actually give a crap.



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01 Apr 2011, 1:40 pm

wefunction wrote:
Boring waste of time.




















OMG I'm going to pretend people actually give a crap.

Haha, a copycat thread. Looks like mine, with a huge blank space.



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01 Apr 2011, 1:41 pm

Nice Post.




















































































































































































































Happy April Fools and Giant Space Making Day! :lol:



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01 Apr 2011, 2:01 pm

That's mean. We don't get jokes remember so I honestly thought it was real and fealt bad for you. My thought was "Wow OMG! I'm so sorry." That's the burden of having AS is your BF/husband might not truly understand your issues although he says he does." When he starts seeing a lot of your issues more and more daily it becomes to much for some people friends/BF/GF etc. to handle etc. I believed you.



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01 Apr 2011, 2:16 pm

Ba-da boom. you still got it League Girl. Keep the funnies coming.



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01 Apr 2011, 2:17 pm

If this wasn't so over the top, it might have been believable. Nice try though.


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01 Apr 2011, 2:28 pm

zeldapsychology wrote:
That's mean. We don't get jokes remember so I honestly thought it was real and fealt bad for you. My thought was "Wow OMG! I'm so sorry." That's the burden of having AS is your BF/husband might not truly understand your issues although he says he does." When he starts seeing a lot of your issues more and more daily it becomes to much for some people friends/BF/GF etc. to handle etc. I believed you.


Other people here seem to be taking pranks well. Besides I think you should feel relieved and happy because it wasn't real so you'd think "thank goodness" because it's not actually happening.



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01 Apr 2011, 2:47 pm

I wish that I could come up with pranks as good as yours. :lol:


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01 Apr 2011, 3:11 pm

This day needs to die.



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01 Apr 2011, 4:23 pm

Simonono wrote:
Happy April Fools and Giant Space Making Day! :lol:


LOL @ Happy Giant Space Making Day!! !



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01 Apr 2011, 5:54 pm

You're quite the April Fooler, League_Girl!

Although ToadOfSteel's was a good one, too.


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01 Apr 2011, 9:47 pm

my irish uncle loof lirpa suggests that one should be careful what one jokes about, because sometimes jokes backfire, and sometimes life itself plays upon any of us the biggest jokes of all, which are generally unfunny, e.g., a person who jokes about a cheating spouse may find said spouse has the last laugh.



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01 Apr 2011, 10:16 pm

jc6chan wrote:
wefunction wrote:
Boring waste of time.

Oh come on I did the first april fools thread here...


That said, i have to say you did get me on that one...













OMG I'm going to pretend people actually give a crap.

Haha, a copycat thread. Looks like mine, with a huge blank space.



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01 Apr 2011, 10:46 pm

Just don't use paint shakers to shake up beer cans, then turn up the thermostat so high that it melts vinyl records, just before a PSA about beer comes on TV warning that it causes liver problems and cancer of the rectum.


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01 Apr 2011, 10:53 pm

i don't like practical jokes, at all. i was so sad and worried for you, League_Girl.