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01 Jun 2011, 9:23 am

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I'm not so much angry about not having sex, as much as depressed that nobody would love me to the point that they'd want to have sex...


Pardon me for being so internerdy, but QFT!



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03 Jun 2011, 12:36 pm

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I'm not so much angry about not having sex, as much as depressed that nobody would love me to the point that they'd want to have sex...


For me, it's a slight jealousy battle, but then again, everyone's definition of sexual activity is different. I'd prefer to mutually lose mine, but that's probably not going to happen.



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03 Jun 2011, 12:45 pm

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I'm not so much angry about not having sex, as much as depressed that nobody would love me to the point that they'd want to have sex...

this.



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03 Jun 2011, 4:17 pm

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I'm not so much angry about not having sex, as much as depressed that nobody would love me to the point that they'd want to have sex...


I am amused that he has been quoted so many times in a row. I wonder if that is a record.


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03 Jun 2011, 9:52 pm

Most NT women would rather be alone than with an Aspie male. They reward jerks with sex, then complain about being treated badly by men.

If you are not one of the 20% of males that are arrogant, domineering, and lacking in empathy and self-consciousness that 80% of NT women flock after, your sex life is likely poor to non-existent. Unless you want to pay for raising the children of one of these men by marrying a single mother past her prime physical attractiveness, who will grudgingly have sex with you once a week or so as your "reward".


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03 Jun 2011, 9:56 pm

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Most NT women would rather be alone than with an Aspie male. They reward jerks with sex, then complain about being treated badly by men.

If you are not one of the 20% of males that are arrogant, domineering, and lacking in empathy and self-consciousness that 80% of NT women flock after, your sex life is likely poor to non-existent. Unless you want to pay for raising the children of one of these men by marrying a single mother past her prime physical attractiveness, who will grudgingly have sex with you once a week or so as your "reward".


Yikes. I would rather be alone than with an aspie male if you represent them. But I know that not any 2 people are the same.



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03 Jun 2011, 11:22 pm

hale_bopp wrote:
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Most NT women would rather be alone than with an Aspie male. They reward jerks with sex, then complain about being treated badly by men.

If you are not one of the 20% of males that are arrogant, domineering, and lacking in empathy and self-consciousness that 80% of NT women flock after, your sex life is likely poor to non-existent. Unless you want to pay for raising the children of one of these men by marrying a single mother past her prime physical attractiveness, who will grudgingly have sex with you once a week or so as your "reward".


Yikes. I would rather be alone than with an aspie male if you represent them. But I know that not any 2 people are the same.

No he means NT males.



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04 Jun 2011, 4:47 pm

FWIWIMO wrote:
Most NT women would rather be alone than with an Aspie male. They reward jerks with sex, then complain about being treated badly by men.

If you are not one of the 20% of males that are arrogant, domineering, and lacking in empathy and self-consciousness that 80% of NT women flock after, your sex life is likely poor to non-existent. Unless you want to pay for raising the children of one of these men by marrying a single mother past her prime physical attractiveness, who will grudgingly have sex with you once a week or so as your "reward".


NT women don't have sex with whiney b*****s either. I am not calling you a whiney b***h but you know what I mean. :wink:


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04 Jun 2011, 8:47 pm

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Especially as there are lots of women that like virgins… :)


Not really. How many women want to lay there going not there, there or having to say "your doing it wrong!" like twenty times. Worse of all would be the guy sticking himself into the wrong orifice. 8O OUCH!! ! She better bring some Preperation-H and a rubber air donut incase she runs a foul of that type of mishap. :wink:


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04 Jun 2011, 11:49 pm

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Especially as there are lots of women that like virgins… :)


Not really. How many women want to lay there going not there, there or having to say "your doing it wrong!" like twenty times. Worse of all would be the guy sticking himself into the wrong orifice. 8O OUCH!! ! She better bring some Preperation-H and a rubber air donut incase she runs a foul of that type of mishap. :wink:

lol it's never been like that at all


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05 Jun 2011, 12:10 am

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Todesking wrote:
Tequila wrote:
Especially as there are lots of women that like virgins… :)


Not really. How many women want to lay there going not there, there or having to say "your doing it wrong!" like twenty times. Worse of all would be the guy sticking himself into the wrong orifice. 8O OUCH!! ! She better bring some Preperation-H and a rubber air donut incase she runs a foul of that type of mishap. :wink:

lol it's never been like that at all


Not even once?


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05 Jun 2011, 12:20 am

Todesking wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
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Tequila wrote:
Especially as there are lots of women that like virgins… :)


Not really. How many women want to lay there going not there, there or having to say "your doing it wrong!" like twenty times. Worse of all would be the guy sticking himself into the wrong orifice. 8O OUCH!! ! She better bring some Preperation-H and a rubber air donut incase she runs a foul of that type of mishap. :wink:

lol it's never been like that at all


Not even once?

i assisted them with finding everything


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05 Jun 2011, 12:45 am

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Todesking wrote:
hyperlexian wrote:
Todesking wrote:
Tequila wrote:
Especially as there are lots of women that like virgins… :)


Not really. How many women want to lay there going not there, there or having to say "your doing it wrong!" like twenty times. Worse of all would be the guy sticking himself into the wrong orifice. 8O OUCH!! ! She better bring some Preperation-H and a rubber air donut incase she runs a foul of that type of mishap. :wink:

lol it's never been like that at all


Not even once?

i assisted them with finding everything


Your no fun. and have no sense of adventure. You should have heard some of the stories the waitresses would tell us about their experiences with the inexperienced. 8O :oops:


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05 Jun 2011, 12:48 am

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Your no fun. and have no sense of adventure. You should have heard some of the stories the waitresses would tell us about their experiences with the inexperienced. 8O :oops:

well, i have trained as a teacher. no, not a sex teacher lol. but i have a teaching instinct and maybe not every person is like that


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05 Jun 2011, 12:50 am

Got sexually teased real bad today. ugh. Its not like even if it did happen id have been able to do anything.



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05 Jun 2011, 12:51 am

hyperlexian wrote:
Todesking wrote:
Your no fun. and have no sense of adventure. You should have heard some of the stories the waitresses would tell us about their experiences with the inexperienced. 8O :oops:

well, i have trained as a teacher. no, not a sex teacher lol. but i have a teaching instinct and maybe not every person is like that


I wish I still had contact with some of the waitresses that I used to work with. The things they use to talk about would freak a few guys out and maybe teach a few of these them a thing or two. :wink:


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