How do you flirt with metal chicks?

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Freak-Z
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11 Nov 2011, 12:34 am

MacDragard wrote:
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You know the kind. Hot but they never smile, they look at everyone with contempt, they are mean to geeks and those they consider 'weak'. Anyway most chicks that listen to metal seem like a very... Cold, bunch. They are always pissed off at someone, they are in a bad mood, they point at something and say "This sucks."

How are you supposed to flirt with these strange creatures?


You have to be a real a**hole and show you're a MAN who won't take their sh**.

Is there a 'metal' chick in particular that you are looking to date?

From my experience, metal chicks don't make good girlfriends. They're the type of chicks who freeload at your apartment and leave all their clothes over the floor (including blood-stained panties). If you're looking to have sex with one, I hope you like being handcuffed to the bed while playing with strange objects. Most metal chicks I've known can't say a sentence without using the f-word and they like to talk about disturbing subjects like how dead babies turn them on.

Still, I can't help but be turned on by these fine young ladies:

[youtube]ttp://www.youtube.com/v/EVtBRO_FxYQ[/youtube]


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11 Nov 2011, 12:37 am

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Scream and roar at her face.
Then cut your wrists in front of her. Heh.


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11 Nov 2011, 12:45 am

can i have a triple facepalm? gonna lock this thread as it is going nowhere fast.