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The_Face_of_Boo
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18 Dec 2020, 6:47 pm

^ You are just jealous. Some ladies like to eat me. Nom nom.



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19 Dec 2020, 4:53 am

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^ You are just jealous. Some ladies like to eat me. Nom nom.
Lots of seafood tastes great fried up well


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19 Dec 2020, 4:29 pm

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^ You are just jealous. Some ladies like to eat me. Nom nom.
Lots of seafood tastes great fried up well


They prefer to make sushi out of me.



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19 Dec 2020, 4:33 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
^ You are just jealous. Some ladies like to eat me. Nom nom.


I imagine you would have a blubbery/jelly consistency.
Pass. :eew: :eew: :eew:



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19 Dec 2020, 5:32 pm

As far as blobs go , he was a truly cute Blobb ...... burp.


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19 Dec 2020, 5:42 pm

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As far as blobs go , he was a truly cute Blobb ...... burp.


Thank god he is gone.
Make sure you flush thoroughly.
That guy was very iffy and fishy. :mrgreen:



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20 Dec 2020, 2:48 am

Pepe wrote:
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I would *never* marry a bald man with pustules. 8)

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Are you saying you would marry....THAT?! 8O

Nope, I'm already married.

He wouldn't last the 1st date. I would cook him up. :heart:


You would eat that? 8O :eew:

Why of course. My curiosity pushed me so far as to cook my neighbor [he was a nice snail, though hella disgusting]. I boiled him tons, then fried him but he still had ooze to give into his pulp. They likely need to be professionally prepared, soaked for weeks, on diet etc.

I want to eat frog. I read it's pretty good. Then again that's what I read about the snail.



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20 Dec 2020, 2:56 am

nick007 wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
^ You are just jealous. Some ladies like to eat me. Nom nom.
Lots of seafood tastes great fried up well

Because of the very jellying texture of the blobfish and its extremely acidic skin[and super poisonous], it has only been known to be cooked and eaten by being blowtorched. It is also ranked as very delicious [and close to extinction], but it is very rarely eaten. It is mostly released by fishers after being caught in the nets.



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20 Dec 2020, 7:08 am

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As far as blobs go , he was a truly cute Blobb ...... burp.

Truly, but a sour one. It should have been made into vibrating unicorns to sip through the horn. Makes me all fuzzy inside

Let the blowtorching begin!



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20 Dec 2020, 7:13 am

Pepe wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
^ You are just jealous. Some ladies like to eat me. Nom nom.


I imagine you would have a blubbery/jelly consistency.
Pass. :eew: :eew: :eew:

Maybe like this.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_dick