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07 Dec 2007, 10:32 pm

Girl to guy- Is that a telescope in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

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08 Dec 2007, 1:32 am

I'll be your Whale if you'll be my Mozart. :ninja:

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08 Dec 2007, 1:37 am

*Puts Glasses in mouth in a coy fashion* Hey baby, let's create Artifical Intelligence together. :nerdy:

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08 Dec 2007, 2:02 am

Hi. I'm an IT student... I'm, uhh, *skilled*... involving the usage of hardware...

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08 Dec 2007, 3:29 am

WurdBendur wrote:

jfberge wrote:

"now this is some eye contact I could get used to."

Who needs eye contact? It's what's on the inside that counts.

Oh yeah, intestines... :wink:

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08 Dec 2007, 8:56 am

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08 Dec 2007, 9:23 am

Here are my favorites:

She is prettier than an active complex
She is prettier when her friction coefficient is low
She is prettier when her force momentum is greater than 0
She has pretty asymptotes

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08 Dec 2007, 1:08 pm

MrMark wrote:

wingless feather with hairy legs!! !! !! ! :lol:

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08 Dec 2007, 1:44 pm

"Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all my base are belong to you."

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08 Dec 2007, 2:23 pm

PLA wrote:

"Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all my base are belong to you."

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08 Dec 2007, 2:41 pm

PLA wrote:

"Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all my base are belong to you."

Now you're talking my language! Wanna code together? My laptop has bluetooth and wi-fi, so we can interact seamlessly!

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10 Dec 2007, 8:35 pm

"Hey baby! What's your IP address?"

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