Reasons why you're a bad catch

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13 Jun 2011, 6:42 am

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much-prefer to stay at home, trips outside are "missions"- school, gym, doctors, shopping, etc.

I actually find it awesome you refer to trips outside as missions. But that's just me I guess.

They are, really, when I analyze my thinking- I'm to proceed directly to a certain location, accomplish a given objective, and return home directly after to process and congratulate myself.

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13 Jun 2011, 10:13 am

-I am very paranoid and have a hard time trusting people
-I have a blurry sense of identity which makes me unpredictable and inconsistent
-I am emotionally unstable and can go from happy to furious in a heart beat.

Those are the three biggest things for me. Everything else is just a symptom of the big 3.

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13 Jun 2011, 11:23 am

Jonsi wrote:

Thirty is the new twenty, man.

19 is the new nine! You little guy!

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13 Jun 2011, 11:49 am

CaptainTrips222 wrote:

Jonsi wrote:

Thirty is the new twenty, man.

19 is the new nine! You little guy!

Then that makes 21 that new 11. Oh s**t, does that mean I have to go through middle school and high school again?

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13 Jun 2011, 11:53 am

Erisad wrote:

CaptainTrips222 wrote:

Jonsi wrote:

Thirty is the new twenty, man.

19 is the new nine! You little guy!

Then that makes 21 that new 11. Oh sh**, does that mean I have to go through middle school and high school again?

Gods I hope not, although not having to pay taxes or having to work for ones money was kinda nice too :twisted:

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13 Jun 2011, 11:58 am

hadrian_f wrote:

Erisad wrote:

CaptainTrips222 wrote:

Jonsi wrote:

Thirty is the new twenty, man.

19 is the new nine! You little guy!

Then that makes 21 that new 11. Oh sh**, does that mean I have to go through middle school and high school again?

Gods I hope not, although not having to pay taxes or having to work for ones money was kinda nice too :twisted:

Nah, I prefer being an adult. Grade school blows. Although college was awesome.

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13 Jun 2011, 11:59 am

But... adults have to do adult s**t.

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13 Jun 2011, 12:00 pm

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But... adults have to do adult sh**.

But we get to drink legally and make our own decisions and s**t.

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13 Jun 2011, 12:01 pm

Erisad wrote:

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But... adults have to do adult sh**.

But we get to drink legally and make our own decisions and sh**.

Oh yeah...

Also, I'm a bad catch because I'm an a**hole.

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13 Jun 2011, 12:02 pm

Erisad wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

But... adults have to do adult sh**.

But we get to drink legally and make our own decisions and sh**.

I never drink, that's why I'm such a bore at parties I guess (which doesn't seem to be very attractive)

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13 Jun 2011, 12:08 pm

hadrian_f wrote:

Erisad wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

But... adults have to do adult sh**.

But we get to drink legally and make our own decisions and sh**.

I never drink, that's why I'm such a bore at parties I guess (which doesn't seem to be very attractive)

Drinks make me feel better.

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13 Jun 2011, 12:35 pm

hadrian_f wrote:

Erisad wrote:

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:

But... adults have to do adult sh**.

But we get to drink legally and make our own decisions and sh**.

I never drink, that's why I'm such a bore at parties I guess (which doesn't seem to be very attractive)

I don't drink either; I'm straight-edge but people tend to think I'm on something because I'm very weird, easily confused & I have a tremor disorders that acts up when I'm nervous & it can affect my voice & cause stuttering/slurring. People tend to like me better when they are on stuff but I'm extremely uncomfortable being around em when they are & I worry about em & try to get em to stop.

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13 Jun 2011, 12:48 pm

I think that there are several reasons that I can't get a girlfriend. I will list the three important ones:

1. I have kidney and stomach problems and I can't get up early in the morning without feeling sick and having vomiting attacks. My hygiene is pretty bad.

2. In addition to asperger, I think I have other psychiatric disorders such as borderline and obsessive compulsive disorder.

3. I can't drive a car because of my health issues. I will probably never be able to get a driver's license.

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13 Jun 2011, 7:52 pm

I'm selfish with candy and toys.

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13 Jun 2011, 8:30 pm

I'm "too kind".
"Too loving towards other people."
"Too comfortable with other women."

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14 Jun 2011, 12:26 pm

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Reasons why you're a bad catch

i have discovered (due to my inability to contribute further to the topical flow of debate), that "bad catch" is a spoonerism for "cad batch".

"cads" are apparently "men of inferior breeding", and they are also allegedly "uncouth" as a result.

a "cad batch" may be a family of siblings that share the unsavory genetic characteristic of being a "cad", and any "romance" drawn from a "cad batch" is very likely to be a "bad catch".

sorry i am not operating well in a human dimension at the moment.

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