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10 May 2012, 3:26 am

I find approaching women at night while wearing black and a black ski mask works.
As for what to say, 'you're totally f****d now pet' and 'I am going to make you my meat wife' tends to work best.

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10 May 2012, 8:57 am

I understand what you were saying. I disagreed.
I don't agree that it's harder for an autistic man to talk to a woman then it is for an autistic woman to talk to a man because of "anatomy"

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10 May 2012, 2:05 pm

ZX_SpectrumDisorder wrote:

I find approaching women at night while wearing black and a black ski mask works.
As for what to say, 'you're totally f**** now pet' and 'I am going to make you my meat wife' tends to work best.

ROFL RAPE IS SO FUNNEH OMGZ

What convoluted mindset do you have where you think this kind of commentary is remotely-okay?

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10 May 2012, 2:06 pm

Approach, one step at a time (left, right, left, right, etc); when close, stop. Say hello

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10 May 2012, 2:37 pm

Vigilans wrote:

Approach, one step at a time (left, right, left, right, etc); when close, stop. Say hello

If only it were that easy, apparently our boobs make it super difficult.

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10 May 2012, 2:47 pm

ValentineWiggin wrote:

ZX_SpectrumDisorder wrote:

I find approaching women at night while wearing black and a black ski mask works.
As for what to say, 'you're totally f**** now pet' and 'I am going to make you my meat wife' tends to work best.

ROFL RAPE IS SO FUNNEH OMGZ

He didn't mention rape. He mentioned an extremely unsmooth way to pick up chicks.

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What convoluted mindset do you have where you think this kind of commentary is remotely-okay?

The kind that has heard of sarcasm and understands that things said sarcastically mean the opposite of their literal interpretation.

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10 May 2012, 2:49 pm

ValentineWiggin wrote:

ZX_SpectrumDisorder wrote:

I find approaching women at night while wearing black and a black ski mask works.
As for what to say, 'you're totally f**** now pet' and 'I am going to make you my meat wife' tends to work best.

ROFL RAPE IS SO FUNNEH OMGZ

What convoluted mindset do you have where you think this kind of commentary is remotely-okay?

I'm actually joking about murder.

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10 May 2012, 2:50 pm

DogsWithoutHorses wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

Approach, one step at a time (left, right, left, right, etc); when close, stop. Say hello

If only it were that easy, apparently our boobs make it super difficult.

Ha ha! Well, I would think snappy words, a slap in the face, pepper spray, a cry for help, and a call to police would actually make it super difficult.

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10 May 2012, 2:52 pm

Ancalagon wrote:

ValentineWiggin wrote:

ROFL RAPE IS SO FUNNEH OMGZ

He didn't mention rape. He mentioned an extremely unsmooth way to pick up chicks.

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What convoluted mindset do you have where you think this kind of commentary is remotely-okay?

The kind that has heard of sarcasm and understands that things said sarcastically mean the opposite of their literal interpretation.

Umm yeah, understand it was sarcasm. it was humor based on assault, fear of rape.
Accusing a woman of being "humorless" for calling out this kind of thing is textbook.

*removed the initial comment from my reply because it is potentially triggering*

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10 May 2012, 3:09 pm

DogsWithoutHorses wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

Approach, one step at a time (left, right, left, right, etc); when close, stop. Say hello

If only it were that easy, apparently our boobs make it super difficult.

They have to overcome their fear of the bewbs and learn to accept them as individuals with hopes and dreams of their own

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10 May 2012, 3:26 pm

Vigilans wrote:

DogsWithoutHorses wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

Approach, one step at a time (left, right, left, right, etc); when close, stop. Say hello

If only it were that easy, apparently our boobs make it super difficult.

They have to overcome their fear of the bewbs and learn to accept them as individuals with hopes and dreams of their own

What makes it difficult is them being individuals and not caring much for meeting a new person. Atleast in my experience

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10 May 2012, 3:41 pm

MXH wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

DogsWithoutHorses wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

Approach, one step at a time (left, right, left, right, etc); when close, stop. Say hello

If only it were that easy, apparently our boobs make it super difficult.

They have to overcome their fear of the bewbs and learn to accept them as individuals with hopes and dreams of their own

What makes it difficult is them being individuals and not caring much for meeting a new person. Atleast in my experience

I hate people that are individuals

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10 May 2012, 3:49 pm

MXH wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

DogsWithoutHorses wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

Approach, one step at a time (left, right, left, right, etc); when close, stop. Say hello

If only it were that easy, apparently our boobs make it super difficult.

They have to overcome their fear of the bewbs and learn to accept them as individuals with hopes and dreams of their own

What makes it difficult is them being individuals and not caring much for meeting a new person. Atleast in my experience

Bewbs are always down to meet new people

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10 May 2012, 3:50 pm

Delphiki wrote:

MXH wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

DogsWithoutHorses wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

Approach, one step at a time (left, right, left, right, etc); when close, stop. Say hello

If only it were that easy, apparently our boobs make it super difficult.

They have to overcome their fear of the bewbs and learn to accept them as individuals with hopes and dreams of their own

What makes it difficult is them being individuals and not caring much for meeting a new person. Atleast in my experience

I hate people that are individuals

Word

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10 May 2012, 3:50 pm

Vigilans wrote:

MXH wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

DogsWithoutHorses wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

Approach, one step at a time (left, right, left, right, etc); when close, stop. Say hello

If only it were that easy, apparently our boobs make it super difficult.

They have to overcome their fear of the bewbs and learn to accept them as individuals with hopes and dreams of their own

What makes it difficult is them being individuals and not caring much for meeting a new person. Atleast in my experience

Bewbs are always down to meet new people

but i dont even like boobs that much :cry:

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10 May 2012, 4:07 pm

MXH wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

MXH wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

DogsWithoutHorses wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

Approach, one step at a time (left, right, left, right, etc); when close, stop. Say hello

If only it were that easy, apparently our boobs make it super difficult.

They have to overcome their fear of the bewbs and learn to accept them as individuals with hopes and dreams of their own

What makes it difficult is them being individuals and not caring much for meeting a new person. Atleast in my experience

Bewbs are always down to meet new people

but i dont even like boobs that much :cry:

that's okay, more for me

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