28 Aug 2010, 8:18 am
My mom never really asks about my love life. When she does, she's pretty cool about it. I think she kind of trusts me when it comes to guys 
28 Aug 2010, 8:26 am
Stellar wrote:
My mom never really asks about my love life. When she does, she's pretty cool about it. I think she kind of trusts me when it comes to guys
Lucky. My mom's so paranoid she probably put a nanochip in my vagina while I was sleeping to make sure that she knows if I have premarital sex. D:
28 Aug 2010, 8:30 am
28 Aug 2010, 8:33 am
28 Aug 2010, 3:16 pm
28 Aug 2010, 3:24 pm
Wobbuffet wrote:
Yeah, nearly all of my friends are female, so when I get home from seeing them I usually get a grilling.
"Is *name* someone you'd be interested in?", "*Name* seems nice*", etc...AHHHHH!
They all have boyfriends anyway...but I'm just their friend, and I know there'd never be a chance of anything else. =/
"Is *name* someone you'd be interested in?", "*Name* seems nice*", etc...AHHHHH!
They all have boyfriends anyway...but I'm just their friend, and I know there'd never be a chance of anything else. =/
Sounds frustrating. :/
Well, they probably won't be dating forever, so who knows?
28 Aug 2010, 5:59 pm
Erisad wrote:
Stellar wrote:
My mom never really asks about my love life. When she does, she's pretty cool about it. I think she kind of trusts me when it comes to guys
Lucky. My mom's so paranoid she probably put a nanochip in my vagina while I was sleeping to make sure that she knows if I have premarital sex. D:
28 Aug 2010, 6:04 pm
Seanmw wrote:
Erisad wrote:
Stellar wrote:
My mom never really asks about my love life. When she does, she's pretty cool about it. I think she kind of trusts me when it comes to guys
Lucky. My mom's so paranoid she probably put a nanochip in my vagina while I was sleeping to make sure that she knows if I have premarital sex. D:
It's funny in theory but if this were to actually happen, it'd be VERY uncomfortable. D:
28 Aug 2010, 6:06 pm
28 Aug 2010, 6:09 pm
28 Aug 2010, 6:18 pm
when i was in jr high school & also a bit early on in high school, sometimes my dad, if he had to drive me to school if i missed the bus or something, and if he saw some girls walking to school along the side of the road, he'd ask if i knew them, etc.
was kind of annoying 
.
he's left the topic alone for a year or so now, but lately he's made a comment or two again. Also, his GF noticed sites like Aspieaffection.com & such, and she sorta prods occasionally too, saying maybe i should try meeting a nice girl with AS. Since then though, i've found my GF anyways and lo and behold she just happened to be an aspie. So now all i've really heard is my dad's GF wondering if i'm going to maybe try to visit my GF soon, etc.
I get the feeling my dad's GF would secretly love to play matchmaker
28 Aug 2010, 6:22 pm
Erisad wrote:
Seanmw wrote:
Erisad wrote:
Stellar wrote:
My mom never really asks about my love life. When she does, she's pretty cool about it. I think she kind of trusts me when it comes to guys
Lucky. My mom's so paranoid she probably put a nanochip in my vagina while I was sleeping to make sure that she knows if I have premarital sex. D:
It's funny in theory but if this were to actually happen, it'd be VERY uncomfortable. D:
it's just the visual i suddenly had of your mom manually inserting a nanochip in your vagina while you were sleeping all peaceful-like and unsuspecting
.
In my mind it looked kinda dirty, and also just really absurd to the point of 'causing me uncontrollable laughter
28 Aug 2010, 6:22 pm
Seanmw wrote:
when i was in jr high school & also a bit early on in high school, sometimes my dad, if he had to drive me to school if i missed the bus or something, and if he saw some girls walking to school along the side of the road, he'd ask if i knew them, etc.
was kind of annoying .
he's left the topic alone for a year or so now, but lately he's made a comment or two again. Also, his GF noticed sites like Aspieaffection.com & such, and she sorta prods occasionally too, saying maybe i should try meeting a nice girl with AS. Since then though, i've found my GF anyways and lo and behold she just happened to be an aspie. So now all i've really heard is my dad's GF wondering if i'm going to maybe try to visit my GF soon, etc.
I get the feeling my dad's GF would secretly love to play matchmaker
was kind of annoying
.he's left the topic alone for a year or so now, but lately he's made a comment or two again. Also, his GF noticed sites like Aspieaffection.com & such, and she sorta prods occasionally too, saying maybe i should try meeting a nice girl with AS. Since then though, i've found my GF anyways and lo and behold she just happened to be an aspie. So now all i've really heard is my dad's GF wondering if i'm going to maybe try to visit my GF soon, etc.
I get the feeling my dad's GF would secretly love to play matchmaker
My mom does that too. "You know them?" No, just because I go to school with them doesn't mean I know them. There are 10,000+ students at my university, I'm not going to know them all. I know a good amount of them though. XD
That sounds like my friend who's getting married next year. She met her fiance on OkCupid and encouraged me to get an account. I was okay with this so I signed up. Then she asked guy friends of hers to add me on Facebook and stuff, trying to get me some love. I love her dearly but sometimes she's a bit pushy. I love her to death, hell I'm a bridesmaid in her wedding, but sometimes I'd like her to not try to be matchmaker. Only I know who I'd be compatible with.
28 Aug 2010, 6:24 pm
Seanmw wrote:
Erisad wrote:
Seanmw wrote:
Erisad wrote:
Stellar wrote:
My mom never really asks about my love life. When she does, she's pretty cool about it. I think she kind of trusts me when it comes to guys
Lucky. My mom's so paranoid she probably put a nanochip in my vagina while I was sleeping to make sure that she knows if I have premarital sex. D:
It's funny in theory but if this were to actually happen, it'd be VERY uncomfortable. D:
it's just the visual i suddenly had of your mom manually inserting a nanochip in your vagina while you were sleeping all peaceful-like and unsuspecting
. In my mind it looked kinda dirty, and also just really absurd to the point of 'causing me uncontrollable laughter
I hope there isn't a siren installed when phallic contact is made. That'd be weird and hilarious. XD
28 Aug 2010, 6:26 pm
Erisad wrote:
Pistonhead wrote:
It actually could probably be quite comfortable.
In the physical sense or the awkward sense? Imagine the guy pulling out to find a microchip on his junk. It'd be a bit awkward for me anyway. Not to mention if it were to actually work in alerting my mom, I'd never want/could go home again apart from getting my stuff. D:
omg, i can sooo picture that xD!
& it'd be especially funny if he turned out to be the super paranoid type who thought the government was monitoring him, and all that shizz, etc.
and so suddenly he pulls out and finds a nanochip stuck to his pecker
and totally flips a biscuit, and freaks the f#ck out
28 Aug 2010, 6:28 pm
Seanmw wrote:
Erisad wrote:
Pistonhead wrote:
It actually could probably be quite comfortable.
In the physical sense or the awkward sense? Imagine the guy pulling out to find a microchip on his junk. It'd be a bit awkward for me anyway. Not to mention if it were to actually work in alerting my mom, I'd never want/could go home again apart from getting my stuff. D:
omg, i can sooo picture that xD!
& it'd be especially funny if he turned out to be the super paranoid type who thought the government was monitoring him, and all that shizz, etc.
and so suddenly he pulls out and finds a nanochip stuck to his pecker
and totally flips a biscuit, and freaks the f#ck out
Oh geez. This is starting to get a bit ridiculous and I like it. XD
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