21 Dec 2010, 8:43 am
21 Dec 2010, 8:50 am
locutusofborg wrote:
sillycat wrote:
There are many contexts with utilize "Laid"
such as Laid off (from work), to do this be a useless worker who intentionally doesn't live up to your true potential, and doesn't output resources that surpasses your maintenance. Instead of mining for clients, and or possible leads of revenue for the company, watch porn and play video games.
Laying an Egg: Inject yourself with Poultry genes. Get pregnant. Inject yourself with Serpent Genes, get pregnant..If human: Ovulate every month.
Laying bricks (Job). Register for Masonry at a technical school, apply to a construction company, work at trade of Masonry, join Freemasons (or their Female co-organization Eastern Star).
Lay minister: Study religious scriptures and become active in a religious community, but DON'T engage in Clerical studies and become a Clergy member.
Laid (Context: full from a bag of Frito Lay's snacks). Go to your closest grocery store, or convinence store: Examples: 7-11, Circle K, Esso, Winks, Am Pm, Quicky Mart, Walmart, Albertsons, Real Canadian Superstore, Safeway (too expensive, but meh it's your money), Family Mart, Wistons (Asia). etc etc etc. Go home, and serve snacks (in a bowl, or out of the bag).
Laying (betting): Plan a vacation to destinations where gambling is legalized, Atlantic City, Macau, Las Vegas, Monaco, etc etc etc. Save up for a vacation. exchange currency for The Casino's currency, in the form of Chips. Attend a casino game during betting phase, place chip on gaming board.
Laying (sleeping, dead, setting down), move your body into a position parallel to a surface, (ie water (using a floation device ie floating chair, flutter board), rest your limbs and torso flush to the surface.
If Dead.... rest the corpse in a dignified and peaceful position, or if victim of trauma (ie a fight or homocide), fall backwards after trauma inflicted.. get outlined by chalk....
If a video game or ficticious death, Fly backwards screaming, wait for game over credits to finish and option screen to present opportunities to restart the game or continue.....
such as Laid off (from work), to do this be a useless worker who intentionally doesn't live up to your true potential, and doesn't output resources that surpasses your maintenance. Instead of mining for clients, and or possible leads of revenue for the company, watch porn and play video games.
Laying an Egg: Inject yourself with Poultry genes. Get pregnant. Inject yourself with Serpent Genes, get pregnant..If human: Ovulate every month.
Laying bricks (Job). Register for Masonry at a technical school, apply to a construction company, work at trade of Masonry, join Freemasons (or their Female co-organization Eastern Star).
Lay minister: Study religious scriptures and become active in a religious community, but DON'T engage in Clerical studies and become a Clergy member.
Laid (Context: full from a bag of Frito Lay's snacks). Go to your closest grocery store, or convinence store: Examples: 7-11, Circle K, Esso, Winks, Am Pm, Quicky Mart, Walmart, Albertsons, Real Canadian Superstore, Safeway (too expensive, but meh it's your money), Family Mart, Wistons (Asia). etc etc etc. Go home, and serve snacks (in a bowl, or out of the bag).
Laying (betting): Plan a vacation to destinations where gambling is legalized, Atlantic City, Macau, Las Vegas, Monaco, etc etc etc. Save up for a vacation. exchange currency for The Casino's currency, in the form of Chips. Attend a casino game during betting phase, place chip on gaming board.
Laying (sleeping, dead, setting down), move your body into a position parallel to a surface, (ie water (using a floation device ie floating chair, flutter board), rest your limbs and torso flush to the surface.
If Dead.... rest the corpse in a dignified and peaceful position, or if victim of trauma (ie a fight or homocide), fall backwards after trauma inflicted.. get outlined by chalk....
If a video game or ficticious death, Fly backwards screaming, wait for game over credits to finish and option screen to present opportunities to restart the game or continue.....
Assuming that you really are that inept, I mean engaging in recreational sexual intercourse with a human female without the intention of procreation.
>>>> Hooooo boy. When they say that Aspies don't get jokes (in this case you), ..... they wern't kidding.
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21 Dec 2010, 8:53 am
21 Dec 2010, 8:54 am
21 Dec 2010, 10:01 am
sillycat wrote:
>>>> Hooooo boy. When they say that Aspies don't get jokes (in this case you), ..... they wern't kidding.
Lol, yeah. I thought it was pretty funny but that may be because I'm a Professional Writing major.
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21 Dec 2010, 10:48 am
Erisad wrote:
sillycat wrote:
>>>> Hooooo boy. When they say that Aspies don't get jokes (in this case you), ..... they wern't kidding.
Lol, yeah. I thought it was pretty funny but that may be because I'm a Professional Writing major.
I also found it pretty funny but maybe he was upset because it didnt answer his question properly.
21 Dec 2010, 12:23 pm
21 Dec 2010, 9:11 pm
sillycat wrote:
locutusofborg wrote:
sillycat wrote:
There are many contexts with utilize "Laid"
such as Laid off (from work), to do this be a useless worker who intentionally doesn't live up to your true potential, and doesn't output resources that surpasses your maintenance. Instead of mining for clients, and or possible leads of revenue for the company, watch porn and play video games.
Laying an Egg: Inject yourself with Poultry genes. Get pregnant. Inject yourself with Serpent Genes, get pregnant..If human: Ovulate every month.
Laying bricks (Job). Register for Masonry at a technical school, apply to a construction company, work at trade of Masonry, join Freemasons (or their Female co-organization Eastern Star).
Lay minister: Study religious scriptures and become active in a religious community, but DON'T engage in Clerical studies and become a Clergy member.
Laid (Context: full from a bag of Frito Lay's snacks). Go to your closest grocery store, or convinence store: Examples: 7-11, Circle K, Esso, Winks, Am Pm, Quicky Mart, Walmart, Albertsons, Real Canadian Superstore, Safeway (too expensive, but meh it's your money), Family Mart, Wistons (Asia). etc etc etc. Go home, and serve snacks (in a bowl, or out of the bag).
Laying (betting): Plan a vacation to destinations where gambling is legalized, Atlantic City, Macau, Las Vegas, Monaco, etc etc etc. Save up for a vacation. exchange currency for The Casino's currency, in the form of Chips. Attend a casino game during betting phase, place chip on gaming board.
Laying (sleeping, dead, setting down), move your body into a position parallel to a surface, (ie water (using a floation device ie floating chair, flutter board), rest your limbs and torso flush to the surface.
If Dead.... rest the corpse in a dignified and peaceful position, or if victim of trauma (ie a fight or homocide), fall backwards after trauma inflicted.. get outlined by chalk....
If a video game or ficticious death, Fly backwards screaming, wait for game over credits to finish and option screen to present opportunities to restart the game or continue.....
such as Laid off (from work), to do this be a useless worker who intentionally doesn't live up to your true potential, and doesn't output resources that surpasses your maintenance. Instead of mining for clients, and or possible leads of revenue for the company, watch porn and play video games.
Laying an Egg: Inject yourself with Poultry genes. Get pregnant. Inject yourself with Serpent Genes, get pregnant..If human: Ovulate every month.
Laying bricks (Job). Register for Masonry at a technical school, apply to a construction company, work at trade of Masonry, join Freemasons (or their Female co-organization Eastern Star).
Lay minister: Study religious scriptures and become active in a religious community, but DON'T engage in Clerical studies and become a Clergy member.
Laid (Context: full from a bag of Frito Lay's snacks). Go to your closest grocery store, or convinence store: Examples: 7-11, Circle K, Esso, Winks, Am Pm, Quicky Mart, Walmart, Albertsons, Real Canadian Superstore, Safeway (too expensive, but meh it's your money), Family Mart, Wistons (Asia). etc etc etc. Go home, and serve snacks (in a bowl, or out of the bag).
Laying (betting): Plan a vacation to destinations where gambling is legalized, Atlantic City, Macau, Las Vegas, Monaco, etc etc etc. Save up for a vacation. exchange currency for The Casino's currency, in the form of Chips. Attend a casino game during betting phase, place chip on gaming board.
Laying (sleeping, dead, setting down), move your body into a position parallel to a surface, (ie water (using a floation device ie floating chair, flutter board), rest your limbs and torso flush to the surface.
If Dead.... rest the corpse in a dignified and peaceful position, or if victim of trauma (ie a fight or homocide), fall backwards after trauma inflicted.. get outlined by chalk....
If a video game or ficticious death, Fly backwards screaming, wait for game over credits to finish and option screen to present opportunities to restart the game or continue.....
Assuming that you really are that inept, I mean engaging in recreational sexual intercourse with a human female without the intention of procreation.
>>>> Hooooo boy. When they say that Aspies don't get jokes (in this case you), ..... they wern't kidding.
That was the joke, you were overplaying your ineptness and so I felt the need to overplay my ineptness as well to a greater extent to elicit seriousness in believing that I was being serious to begin with, so yeah.
With a lot of my neurotypical friends they say I have a good sense of sarcastic, deadpan humor so that's an advantage.
But nonetheless, that was a funny response by evading the obvious implications of the metaphor of "getting laid".
22 Dec 2010, 7:08 pm
fb5b wrote:
Dude you're 17, what the hell is your rush?
Your memory probably doesn't go back 15 years does it?
Damn...I can remember back when I was 17, I was getting laid every chance I got! I'm actually amazed how much my drive went down after turning 20. I actually am having trouble sleeping lately because I forget to take care of myself.
To the 17 year old, just don't try, be happy with who you are or change your ways to make yourself more what you want to be. When you're happy with yourself and who you want to be you won't care so much or someone else will take more interest in you. This goes both for relationships and flings.
22 Dec 2010, 8:24 pm
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23 Dec 2010, 1:59 pm
Erisad wrote:
IndispensablePG wrote:
Or go to Virgin School in Amsterdam.
Does this actually exist?
*Goes to google*
Well holy sh**. I'm not sure how I feel about that. O.O
I'd do it if something stateside existed. I'm just a walking sexual/romantic trainwreck.
