Anyone here just want a girl for affection?

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22 Dec 2010, 10:36 am

emlion wrote:

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I want one to mow my lawn.

I'll do it for you.

You're so sweeet

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22 Dec 2010, 11:35 am

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I love cats too, but they don't always make the best companions as some of them are very solitary and distant and don't like to be touched.

Reminds me of this book:

Yes, my cat is very much like me in that respect. My other cat, who has to live outdoors because of toilet troubles, is unfailingly friendly and comes up to everyone right away. Cats seem to vary more widely in personality than dogs from what I've seen.

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22 Dec 2010, 12:15 pm

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just steal Christmas, then give it back
everyone will have no choice but to accept you
or flay you alive...I've not tried it myself yet

I don't think real people are as naive as those who people (I almost just said the who, which would make no sense in this context at all), and if I went and stole their decorations, they'd just file a police report that would eventually lead me to getting arrested on multiple counts of breaking and entering, and they'd just go off and buy new decorations...

then you'd get a girlfriend in jail lol

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22 Dec 2010, 1:05 pm

Kilroy wrote:

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just steal Christmas, then give it back
everyone will have no choice but to accept you
or flay you alive...I've not tried it myself yet

then you'd get a girlfriend in jail lol

Well, if I were into taking it up the ass and mass murderer guys named bubba...

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22 Dec 2010, 1:32 pm

you wouldn't have a choice lol

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22 Dec 2010, 7:09 pm

That's what I want a guy for.

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22 Dec 2010, 7:17 pm

I just want a girl who will spend all my money, nag at me constantly in my own home, watch things like X factor and listen to Whitney Huston, tell me shes got a headache every time I want sex, make me go shopping every saturday and visit HER family every Sunday, nag some more, smell, go off with another man, steal my house so I have to live in a bedsit again, just like all the other lucky men I know who have managed to findone of these desirable creatures.

At least thats what I tell myself to help convince me life alone isnt the worst thing in the world.

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22 Dec 2010, 7:53 pm

thats when you're married
there's a difference between wives and girlfriends lol

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22 Dec 2010, 8:22 pm

Yes I want a girl for affection because I'm not getting it from anyone else. I crave it a lot.

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22 Dec 2010, 8:34 pm

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then you'd get a girlfriend in jail lol

He would become someone's girlfriend. My cousin is a prison guard he has seen punks forced to wear make-up made from cool-aid and other stuff bought from the comissary.

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24 Dec 2010, 3:14 am

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Anyone here want a girl just for like affection purposes you know? Someone to love and stuff?

I do.

Me to. Some of my friends tell me that I need to take in a homeless woman because I have no luck at all finding anyone. If I meet one who's nice; I'd be interested. I HATE sleeping by myself(& I'm not talking about sex when I say sleep. I get lonely)

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24 Dec 2010, 10:02 am

nick007 wrote:

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Anyone here want a girl just for like affection purposes you know? Someone to love and stuff?

I do.

is that you in your avatar?Are you dating Kate Perry?

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24 Dec 2010, 11:49 am

ApsieGuy wrote:

nick007 wrote:

ApsieGuy wrote:

Anyone here want a girl just for like affection purposes you know? Someone to love and stuff?

I do.

is that you in your avatar?Are you dating Kate Perry?

I don't get it

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24 Dec 2010, 11:51 am

nick007 wrote:

ApsieGuy wrote:

nick007 wrote:

ApsieGuy wrote:

Anyone here want a girl just for like affection purposes you know? Someone to love and stuff?

I do.

is that you in your avatar?Are you dating Kate Perry?

I don't get it

I love that Simpsons episode. I hear she's into puppets.

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26 Dec 2010, 11:20 am

If all a guy wanted a girl for was affection I'd be more interested in dating. :clown:

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26 Dec 2010, 11:21 am

that would be one boring relationship

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