I am too sexy..

Page 2 of 5 [ 77 posts ] Go to page Previous 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Next

Previous topic | Next topic

hale_bopp
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 2 Nov 2004
Gender: Female
Posts: 17,054
Location: None

02 Apr 2011, 6:20 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

Nim wrote:

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

I think the ladies would ask for a proof.

I got a higher score on hot or not then the guy in a army uniform holding a baby in one arm and a cute dog on a leash in another.

Since you have a such enormous confidence then maybe you should start a photo poll thread called: "Nim vs The cute dog."

The results might surprise you.

Aspinator
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 23 Feb 2008
Age: 70
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,455
Location: AspinatorLand

02 Apr 2011, 6:21 pm

I'm just too good to be true,
I can't take my eyes off of me
I'm like heaven to touch
I want to touch me so much

hale_bopp
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 2 Nov 2004
Gender: Female
Posts: 17,054
Location: None

02 Apr 2011, 6:26 pm

This thread is useless without pics. If you want us to believe you are attractive, prove it. Wheres your hot or not photo? Do you know most of the actually hot people on hot or not get down rated by haters?

The_Face_of_Boo
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 16 Jun 2010
Age: 44
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 33,686
Location: Beirut, Lebanon.

02 Apr 2011, 6:38 pm

DCxMagus wrote:

that must be my problem too, I'm so unattainably hot that girls must believe they can't have me and therefor don't approach me. That must be the reason for why when I walk into a room every girl doesn't immediately drop everything and flock over to me and begin ripping their clothes off and throwing their phone numbers at me, it's because I'm to hot...

Hi Edward Cullen.

Peko
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 12 Feb 2008
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,381
Location: Eastern PA, USA

02 Apr 2011, 7:19 pm

I don't think people can accurately judge their own attractiveness but hypothetically, if a person is "attractive" to the majority populous or a specific individual who is interested in them at the time, they can be more approachable if they have the right personality. I don't experience sexual attraction, but I am drawn to individuals who are clean, smell nice and have open faces and voices that are easy to read.

You sound like a pompous poophead

_________________
Balance is needed within the universe, can be demonstrated in most/all concepts/things. Black/White, Good/Evil, etc.
All dependent upon your own perspective in your own form of existence, so trust your own gut and live the way YOU want/need to.

Tequila
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 25 Feb 2006
Age: 38
Gender: Male
Posts: 28,897
Location: Lancashire, UK

02 Apr 2011, 7:29 pm

Peko: I win on the first two but fail on the last two generally. So do I win or do i lose?

Who_Am_I
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 27 Aug 2005
Age: 42
Gender: Female
Posts: 12,632
Location: Australia

02 Apr 2011, 9:24 pm

hale_bopp wrote:

Yeah. What she said.
We need pics.
Shirtless ones.

_________________
Music Theory 101: Cadences.
Authentic cadence: V-I
Plagal cadence: IV-I
Deceptive cadence: V- ANYTHING BUT I ! !! !
Beethoven cadence: V-I-V-I-V-V-V-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I! I! I! I I I

emuman100
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 3 Feb 2011
Age: 42
Gender: Male
Posts: 555

02 Apr 2011, 9:25 pm

No wonder why I can't get any girls. After they feast their eyes in Nim, every other guy just cannot measure up to the standard Nim sets. And here I thought it was because I looked too nerdy!

_________________
EOF

Peko
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 12 Feb 2008
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,381
Location: Eastern PA, USA

02 Apr 2011, 10:03 pm

Tequila wrote:

Peko: I win on the first two but fail on the last two generally. So do I win or do i lose?

You'd fit in the same category as most of my guy friends except 1-2 who really do have very expressive faces and overt inflectional shifts.

Magnus_Rex
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 4 Oct 2010
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,704
Location: Home

02 Apr 2011, 10:27 pm

Women are scared of approaching me. They think I'm too sexy for them. Besides, I haven't found a woman whose looks turns me on more than my own reflex in the mirror.
In fact, I'm so damn sexy that I was banned from Facebook. They said the sexiness in my profile pictures counts as pornography. :roll:

abaisse
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 4 Feb 2011
Age: 48
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,360
Location: England

02 Apr 2011, 10:29 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:

DCxMagus wrote:

Hi Edward Cullen.

For this and your previous post, you one of my favorite posters! :lmao:

Peko
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 12 Feb 2008
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,381
Location: Eastern PA, USA

02 Apr 2011, 10:35 pm

Face_of_Boo: WIN

Jonsi
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 31 Dec 2010
Age: 34
Gender: Male
Posts: 4,219

02 Apr 2011, 11:32 pm

I'm so sexy that my hair has turned red from how hot I am.

mra1200
Sea Gull

Joined: 20 Jun 2009
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 227

03 Apr 2011, 12:50 am

Nim wrote:

I have the tendency to be a little too handsome, and a never ending proficiency in being pompous unintentionally.

How can I make myself more attractive by being less attractive? My serious nature tends to scare off newcomers, and my childish joking side after the pompous part gets me in trouble with the girls who stick around a while. I don't seem to have a problem walking into an area and making girls smile - but the whole, speaking part... unless they are irritatingly strong willed they brush me off as unattainable.

Opinions?

A) you missed April Fools
B) stick you face in a bucket of hydrochloric acid

Problem solved!

_________________
Your Aspie score: 135 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 61 of 200
You are very likely an Aspie

sunshower
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 17 Aug 2006
Age: 126
Gender: Female
Posts: 3,985

03 Apr 2011, 1:00 am

Ok - the rest of your hilarious paragraph aside (which has already been well, ahem, responded to by other members), why would you prefer a weak willed girl over a strong willed girl? For those of us with ego problems don't you think a strong willed person who'd tell it to you like it is would be preferable to a weak willed person pandering to your ego?

Why do you feel you are so extremely attractive? Do you just believe this, or is it because everyone tells you so?

_________________
Into the dark...

aspyoz
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 10 Feb 2010
Gender: Male
Posts: 634
Location: Sydney, Australia

03 Apr 2011, 1:08 am

Jonsi wrote:

Step one: get a pin.

Step two: deflate your ego.

im not reading beyond this comment

Jonsi ftw

_________________
A doomed, but noble purveyor of chaos. - Hunter S. Thompson

Im wired wrong, but you'll love me....

Page 2 of 5 [ 77 posts ] Go to page Previous 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Next

Jump to:

I am too sexy.. Post Reply New Topic

I am too sexy..