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04 Aug 2006, 4:54 pm

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Hey! I have a top of the line printer and I am after all a graphic/cartoon artist. . .wanna place a funny fact ad like that?


Wall Street Journal, March 15, 2010

Whiteskunk industries, inc. a leading provider of advertisments on straight jackets
is making its IPO of 10,000,000 shares with a value of $20 a share. This would
make the founder Dr Whiteskunk one of the richiest men in the new straight jacket
ad market. WSJ's Kim Jackson meet with Dr Whiteskuck at his LA office.
Kim Jackson: Dr Whitskuck how do you see Whiteskunk industries shares doing in
the coming years.

Dr WhiteSkunk: Well Kim nice to meet you. I see Whiteskunk enter more markets
arcoss the world.

Kim Jackson: What markets?

Dr Whiteskunk: Well there is much growth in the middle east market those people
are crazy.

Kim Jackson: Okay! ha,ha But on a lighter note is there a mrs Whiteskunk
in the works.

Dr Whiteskunk: I have a number of female friends but no plans for a mrs
Whiteskunk.



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04 Aug 2006, 8:10 pm

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! But I want a girlfriend! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

I'm always on the lookout for my future ex.


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05 Aug 2006, 2:14 pm

If I did meet a sexy hot female alien. . .what would be a good pick up line?

How does this sound. . ."I noticed you have your three eyes on me. . .want them back?"


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05 Aug 2006, 5:01 pm

whiteskunk wrote:
Now that I have your attention. I changed the topic of this post.

Any hot looking female aliens here? Doesn't matter what galaxy you're from. Must resemble a human-no tentacles please.
And be the eqivalent (age wise) to a human woman roughly 35-50 years of age. Ht/Wt prop. Long flowing red hair major plus. Also be caring/compassionate, honest and be playful with a sense of humor. Personality and intelligence score big with me. . .and pleasing to the eye doesn't hurt either.

Me-45 yrs old., 5'10", 215 lbs., auburn/brown hair, hazel eyes. Am sarcastic, cynical, even-tempered (usually), spontaneous, shy initially, adventureous, playful, good sense of humor, not a saint but try to do right by others. Am a vegetarian with a major sweet tooth. Enjoy music, movies, anime, reading and much more.

Who's kidding. . .if I can get off this rock with a hot looking female alien via a spaceship. . .just try to stop me.
I'm not crazy. . .well middle-age crazy maybe. But who wouldn't want to leave this planet for someplace free of war, hatred, etc.

There's only one race with red hair in Droma, and they are nasty. Droma Law forbids alien 'relations' so I can't help you there... But I'll try to remember any races that you might get along wit, but honesty, I don't think there are many who would be interest in this offer.



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05 Aug 2006, 7:49 pm

I might consider an earth woman. But she would have to accept and love me for who I am-quirks and all.
I'm getting to the point where loneliness becomes unbearable. Yet I don't know how or where to go to meet someone.
I find that most NT's don't understand the difficulties aspies face when it comes to social interaction.
One thing I do admit-I did try attending an aspie support group in my area but found the others somewhat annoying and not of any great help to support wise.

So most days, I sit before this computer creating new art or corresponding with people worldwide (cyber pen friends) which does little to ease the emptiness inside.

I mask what I feel with sarcastic humor and cynical passages.

I'm not hard to understand once all the layers are removed.

But let's take it one step at a time. . .begin as friends. Then see if something more develops.


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07 Aug 2006, 12:34 am

Skin color is not an issue for me-green, blue, purple, red, orange, etc. Scales are a maybe.

Oh-the one thing I enjoy having done is a good back scratch. . .get the right spot and I'll curl up at your feet. (women only)

I am house broken if you wish to know. :)


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