paladin wrote:
I have two choices now. I can do nothing and continue feeling miserable for the rest of my life, or I can hire someone to tutor me socially.
Since you're in the Philadelphia area, I would look into working with Jerry Kelly through his practice, Adapting Asperger's. Pretty sure his website is adaptingaspergers.com and that he's based in Drexel Hill. He's a licensed therapist who works as an Asperger's life coach, helping people identify goals and providing functional coaching towards meeting those goals. I've never been a client of his myself, but I heard him speak somewhere and thought he had some good things to say. I've also heard positive things from one of his clients.
I've heard there is also a social skills group for ASD adults run by an occupational therapist that meets in Newtown Square. I'm pretty sure it's called Collage. I've never been to it myself, but I remember someone telling me about it because usually social skills training groups are offered for young kids and it was the only one in the Philly area I'd ever heard of that was for adults. If you are still a member of the Philly GRASP listserv, Paladin, I'm sure that some of the folks on there could provide some more info about it. That was were I heard about myself, actually.
Hope that helps a little!